Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Bad_Old_Man]

On her chin, a dollop of spunk
was left by prop forward hunk

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

While shopping this morning for socks
Guess what I found in a box?

 

[Cymru6969]

On her chin, a dollop of spunk
was left by prop forward hunk
Savour that flavour

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

On her chin, a dollop of spunk
was left by prop forward hunk
Savour that flavour
I did you a favour

 

[Scrubber]

On her chin, a dollop of spunk
was left by prop forward hunk
Savour that flavour
I did you a favour
By not taking pics of your junk

 

[Adre]

While shopping this morning for socks
Guess what I found in a box?
A big rubber dick

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

On her chin, a dollop of spunk
was left by prop forward hunk
Savour that flavour
I did you a favour
By not taking pics of your junk

I love you scrubber

 

[Scrubber]

Thank you Bad Old Man!

While shopping this morning for socks
Guess what I found in a box?
A big rubber dick
And a jar full of sick

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

While shopping this morning for socks
Guess what I found in a box?
A big rubber dick
And a jar full of sick
and seventeen vibrating cocks

 

[Scrubber]

The cocks they were rusty, and squeaked

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

The cocks they were rusty, and squeaked
but scrubber was hoping they leaked

 

[Cymru6969]

The cocks they were rusty, and squeaked
Curiosities were yet piqued

 

[Scrubber]

The cocks they were rusty, and squeaked
but scrubber was hoping they leaked

She prodded them all

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

The cocks they were rusty, and squeaked
but scrubber was hoping they leaked

She prodded them all
and prayed for full balls

 

[Cymru6969]

The cocks they were rusty, and squeaked
but scrubber was hoping they leaked
She prodded them all
In a shopping mall

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

The cocks they were rusty, and squeaked
but scrubber was hoping they leaked
She prodded them all
In a shopping mall
Sniffed and noticed they reeked

 

[Scrubber]

Undeterred, she whipped out her flannel

 

[Adre]

The cocks they were rusty, and squeaked
but scrubber was hoping they leaked
She prodded them all
and prayed for full balls
Kept her busy for at least a full week

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

Undeterred, she whipped out her flannel
which she'd kept hidden in her channel

 

[Scrubber]

Undeterred, she whipped out her flannel
which she'd kept hidden in her channel
It was suitably damp

 

[Adre]

Undeterred, she whipped out her flannel
which she'd kept hidden in her channel
It was suitably damp
Smelled like a camp

 

[Cymru6969]

Undeterred, she whipped out her flannel
which she'd kept hidden in her channel
It was suitably damp
Smelled like a camp
Submitted to the tasting panel

 

[Scrubber]

The panel concurred it was vile

 

[Cymru6969]

The panel concurred it was vile
But she was SO in denial

 

[Adre]

The panel concurred it was vile
But she was SO in denial
"My pussy is sweet!"