CandiCame
Rocket Grunt
- Joined
- Apr 12, 2011
- Posts
- 26,765
Alright, it's that time of year again and we need to assemble the troops. As we speak, Santa and his elves have already encroached Thanksgiving to the point that it is now "Black Friday Eve" and people are leaving dinner early to get to the good sales.
Retail employees are being bombarded by the same six soul-crushing songs as we speak. It is with a heavy heart that I announce that we as a culture have brought back the concept of lay-away. I can't help but feel as if we may be loosing.
I do want to report that our one shining light is once again the goth kids. This unit in particular has been able to tow the line. But with Santa already halfway through Thanksgiving I'm getting worried. I believe, in my heart of hearts, that if the goths can't hold Halloween on their own, we're fucked. Special honors must be given to Patrick McHale and his team for creating new Halloween classic "Over the Garden Wall". They're doing the lord's work on the front lines.
And as much as we all hate to admit it, certain considerations must be given to the team behind the Chuckie reboot for at least releasing a goddamn horror movie in the fall rather than the summer.
I would also like to thank the team over at Bob's Burgers for cultural contributions in an attempt to retain Thanksgiving as its own holiday with their numerous holiday specials. They seem to be our last line, and if they give, Santa may take it completely.
That concludes old business. I will now open the floor to suggestions for this year's battle.
Edit: Stay safe out there.
Retail employees are being bombarded by the same six soul-crushing songs as we speak. It is with a heavy heart that I announce that we as a culture have brought back the concept of lay-away. I can't help but feel as if we may be loosing.
I do want to report that our one shining light is once again the goth kids. This unit in particular has been able to tow the line. But with Santa already halfway through Thanksgiving I'm getting worried. I believe, in my heart of hearts, that if the goths can't hold Halloween on their own, we're fucked. Special honors must be given to Patrick McHale and his team for creating new Halloween classic "Over the Garden Wall". They're doing the lord's work on the front lines.
And as much as we all hate to admit it, certain considerations must be given to the team behind the Chuckie reboot for at least releasing a goddamn horror movie in the fall rather than the summer.
I would also like to thank the team over at Bob's Burgers for cultural contributions in an attempt to retain Thanksgiving as its own holiday with their numerous holiday specials. They seem to be our last line, and if they give, Santa may take it completely.
That concludes old business. I will now open the floor to suggestions for this year's battle.
Edit: Stay safe out there.