TxRad
Dirty Old Man
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That was the December 2011 monthly contest.
Jan 2012 will be posted...next year?
We'll have to wait and see.
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That was the December 2011 monthly contest.
Jan 2012 will be posted...next year?
That was the December 2011 monthly contest.
Jan 2012 will be posted...next year?
Dear Laurel and Manu,
[size=+1]LITEROTICA CONTESTS –WTF!!!!
Listen you can love LAUREL and MANU or you can think less highly of them. But I think even the biggest critics would quite easily agree that there is a heck of a lot good about the site.
So can someone tell me why the heck they can’t (or won’t) fix all the little problems that continually irritate everyone who visits the site?
And no I don’t want to hear from the usual chorus of lackeys, the oggmen, tigergirls and dumb texans, who automatically reject any suggestion to improve the site that reflects badly on the ROYAL FAMILY. A group that believes currying favor is more important than anything else. That as long as they’re taken care of why worry about anyone else. ‘ LAUREL and MANU are soooo busy’, they yell at anyone who questions their HIGHNESSES.
* * *
The last MONTHLY “Peoples Choice” prize awarded was for stories from August 2011! Which means that L&M owe us 33 months worth of award winners – 99 stories (and authors) not acknowledged.
The last ANNUAL AWARDS announced were for 2010! So where are the winners for 2011, 2012, 2013?
Have you ever tried to follow the link on the LITEROTICA story page called AUTHORS AWARDS? The last SURVIVOR CONTEST winners announced were for the year 2006! The last THEME CONTEST story to be acknowledged was the 2010 Nude Day contest.
MY SUGGESTION FOR JUNE 2014
Just make the bloody announcement:
"THE MONTHLY CONTESTS AND THE ANNUAL AWARDS HAVE BEEN CANCELLED''.
Period! No explanation is necessary. We understand. And we’ll be over and done with the endless requests from newbies asking about these mythical contests. And you won’t have this growing liability hanging over your heads. Make the announcement and then get rid of all reference to them from the site. And either update the AUTHORS AWARDS link or dump it.
And yes LAUREL we know you’re busy but hey, why not take just a half hour off from posting on the GENERAL BOARD this weekend and fix the problem once and for all. Poof, they’re gone. We’ll all be able to move on…
And if you guys just fix one of these small problems every month by the end of the year the site would be in great shape. You’d be happy, I’d be happy, ace would be happy (if that’s possible), lover girl would be happy… AHland would be happy … our readers would be happy…
… Of course the hundred or so authors who got shafted out of their prize money wouldn’t be so happy but in these types of situations I believe it is a small price to pay for a better LITEROTICA … and I, james r scouries esq., in a spirit of goodwill and as an example to others, renounce any claim to prize money that I would have won if you had been awarding these prizes as announced. And I’m sure the good folks of AHland will gladly follow suit.
And in the true spirit of brotherhood and love that pervades ScouriesWorld I’ll try to come up with a few more suggestions for you next month.[/size]
posted on both of the LITEROTICA Contest threads Jan 21 2014
I'm an asshat and an asswipe. I only post to make your life miserable. With my dick in my hand I laugh with glee as you quote me and answer my posts. I am an alt, I am an idiot with a keyboard and nothing better to do than make you all hate me. HEHEHEHE.
I can imagine you quoted him word for word, Zeb. Everything is true and all...
I'm sure his version filled two screens and had a blowjob gif.
I can imagine you quoted him word for word, Zeb. Everything is true and all...
I'm sure his version filled two screens and had a blowjob gif.
No blowjob in that one.
Yes a six year old list.....
How about we see the latest?
silkstockingslover (7259)
Goldeniangel (6227)
Tx Tall Tales (6140)
Many Feathers (5150)
alwayswantedto (5053)
rgjohn (5042)
scouries (4580)
Slickman (4424)
Ahabscribe (4422)
JazCullen (4366)
TryAnything (3690)
youbadboy (3598)
walterio (3592)
nikki_2021 (3562)
DoctorWolf (3524)
Selena_Kitt (3511)
samslam (3476)
BarondeSade (3370)
Elianna (3355)
lovecraft68 (3342)
Mentalcase (3101)
klrxo (3096)
Just Plain Bob (2878)
PacoFear (2810)
wishfulthinking (2784)
In addition to blowhard falling to #7 I want to point out how interesting it is that a guy who has not put a story here in a year and I think only one in the last two years still stays that high on the list.
Interesting.
Especially when I saw how Manyfeathers(#1 at one point) fell a few rungs down just from not writing for a few months due to a stroke.
Cor.. i wuz struck down with nostalgia and thought I'd look in...
only to fine Scouries still pissing up his own fanny.
It is almost 2 years since he posted anything here. What's even funnier is that he has gained almost 400 favorites since the first of the year. Mostly in groups of 3 to 9 a day, almost every day. That is until I started mentioning his gaming of the favorites list. Then it stops for a few days and then slowly builds up again.
His two "Best sellers" on the story side have gained almost as many each in the same time frame.
What is the funniest though is the couple of guys above me have not posted a story since 2011 and he stays almost exactly 10 places ahead of me. If I pass one of them, they almost instantly bounces back. Then they settle in to stay ahead.
Such odd things. To many odd things in my opinion.
Since Laurel has access to the database, I asked her to look into it. She said she would but nothing ever came of it.
Boy this place gets stranger and stranger. First post from that guy in over a year and only about the 10th or 11th in the last three years and he shows up to rag on scouries.
Wow.
Boy this place gets stranger and stranger. First post from that guy in over a year and only about the 10th or 11th in the last three years and he shows up to rag on scouries.
Wow.
Some us moved on and got lives
There was strange smell, I couldn't figure out where it was coming from
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