The Lit Dictionary

[BadAmy]

When Emy ( that's French for Amy)
is finally rewarded for all her efforts.

Don't question my foreign language prowess.

Manipulate.

 

[Wand3rlust]

When the Jamaican notices his Nepalese friend has been tardy....

Manip! U late?.....

Walnut

 

[Polranny]

Walnut: an ardent fan of the owl in Winnie the Pooh

Legislate

 

[TheMrBurns]

Legislate, verb, to trip while standing up because your leg has fallen asleep.

Vociferous

 

[BadAmy]

Sigh...
Off to google Vociferous.

Ok
a soprano's vendetta being brought to fruition for not getting the solo.

Timid.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Timid, noun, synonym of an ascot, a very mid tie indeed.

Jocularity

 

[BadAmy]

Jocularity.
Oh...that's just plain dirty.

(Rubbing your jock strap on your girlfriend Rita's face)


Misinterpret.

 

[Tsieuk]

Misinterpret, to recognise you have lost something

Deconstruct

 

[---E---]

Deconstruct - to be hit by the priest
"The Decon struct that boy!"

ramification

 

[BadAmy]

Ramification
the act of driving your new boat into the dock at the marina where you planned on vacationing.
cuz you can't fuckin drive a boat.


Justification.

 

[---E---]

Justification.
A get away in New Jersey - "It's just a facation let's relax and have some fun, fa get about it!"

Eclipse

 

[BodieOhl]

Eclipse:
The guy at the barber shop. "When your hair is too long he clips it."

Singular

 

[Tsieuk]

Singular, 80's slang for a great vocalist "she's super singular duude"

(Ngl I hate it)

Agriculture

 

[BadAmy]

Singular, 80's slang for a great vocalist "she's super singular duude"

(Ngl I hate it)

Agriculture

Aggressive lab technician conference.


Nomenclature

 

[BadAmy]

"nomenclature"
a vaginal exam done by a female ob.
trust me, it's not any fun.


gobsmack

 

[CuriousRick]

Gobsmack. When you whack someone upside the head with a bag of gobstoppers

Curmudgeon

 

[BadAmy]

curmudgeon,
a rare spotted lizard found in the bayou of the Louisiana swamplands, who happens to have a curly quaff.

commode

 

[Ricardus]

curmudgeon,
a rare spotted lizard found in the bayou of the Louisiana swamplands, who happens to have a curly quaff.

commode

When you've pressed the "talk" button on a walkie-talkie, or the French version of a Roman name.

 

[BadAmy]

When you've pressed the "talk" button on a walkie-talkie, or the French version of a Roman name.

What's your word??

 

[Ricardus]

What's your word??

Oops: flibbertigibbet.

 

[BadAmy]

The part of the turkey that hangs down from their neck.
You'd think it was "neck balls" but it's not.
It's flibbertigibbet.

Squince.

 

[__Nathan1968]

What he does with his eyelids when he takes off his sunglasses.

Nincompoop

 

[BadAmy]

What he does with his eyelids when he takes off his sunglasses.

Nincompoop

What I just left, silently, in the shitter.

Abhorrent.

 

[__Nathan1968]

What I just left, silently, in the shitter.

Abhorrent.

When she’s slutty, but only for guys with a six pack.

Urinate

 

[---E---]

Urinate

When she's not a 10 but still damn fine "You're n 8"

decadent