Emperor_Nero
Ever have 1 of those days
- Joined
- Mar 24, 2007
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And get back a very satisfied smile.
I put in today's Marine Weather Report.
...and you get back a chart of the lunar cycles.
I put in a broken iPod shuffle...
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And get back a very satisfied smile.
I put in today's Marine Weather Report.
...and you get back a chart of the lunar cycles.
I put in a broken iPod shuffle...
And you get back an 8-track player.
I put in my nearly-empty cup of Sprite...
And get back a bottle of dark rum
I put in a tank of gas.
And get an SUV that gets 175 miles to a gallon.
I put in my dvd collection...
And get back Paramount Pictures.
I put in a 3 cubic foot bag of orchid planting mix.
And get back the world's largest number of the world's smallest orchids in the world's largest planter.
I put in the gargoyle that sits above our tv...
And get back a case of Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale.
I put in a case of empty bottles (hic)
And get back a thousand miniature bottles of wine.
I put in our hammock chairs...
And get back a warm Saturday afternoon nap in the sun.
I put in a get-well card for Vana.
And get back lots of warm fuzzies sent directly to you from her.
I put in my cell phone battery...
and get a large Atlantic salmon.
I put in a shopping bag full of unmatched socks.
And get back a new gas dryer.
I put in some lox and bagels
... and you get back a huge pastrami sandwich.
I put in a big glass of ice water...
And you get back a milk glass jar of ringworm cream.... And you get back a tall long island ice tea.
I put in a spare tire...
And you get back a milk glass jar of ringworm cream.
I put in a broken pocket knife...
...And you get back a #2 bag of bird seed.
I put in a spool of green thread...
And you get to clean the catbox.... and you get back one pissed off Leprechaun.
I put in half a bag of cat food...
And you get to clean the catbox.
I put in a sheet of greenboard.
And you get back a very cute seahorse shaped liquid soap dispenser.
I put in a worn out VHS copy of the movie French Kiss.
And a handsome Frenchman gives you a deep, passionate kiss.
I put in a nice bottle of Chardonnay...
And you get back a platinum cork puller.
I put in a sack of Hershey bars...