voluptuary_manque
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And get a crowd of old '60's kids all grooving on your front lawn.
I put in a bouquet of orchids.
I put in a bouquet of orchids.
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I put in a bouquet of orchids.
And get out a swarm of beatiful butterflies.
I put in all my old cords and useless cables that I've accumulated.
And get Robie the Robot.
I put in an old jar of all the left over screws, nuts and bolts I've got.
And you get back a copy of 'Family Handyman' magazine.
I put in a faded beach towel...
... and you get back a series of faded memories
I put in a delicious chocolate cake ...
And get a chocolate-smeared smile.
I put in my old Lexmark printers. All of 'em.
And I got out a vinyl Lex Luther action figure.
I put in a Jane Fonda exercise LP (yep, vinyl ).
And I got out a vinyl Lex Luther action figure.
I put in a Jane Fonda exercise LP (yep, vinyl ).
and you get the Barbarella outfit.
I put in a bunch of wrestling dvds.
And get back a spandex, sparkle-covered exercise suit.
I put in a one-year membership to a gym.
And you both get back a copy of "Steroids for Dummy's"
I put in half a box of Raisin Bran...
And you both get back a copy of "Steroids for Dummy's"
I put in half a box of Raisin Bran...
and get back the other half.
I put in a three-course breakfast with fruit compote, eggs benedict and strawberry crepes.
You get me showing up at your house for breakfast.
I put in a bunch of old venetian blinds.
You get back a bunch of blind old Venetians
I put in a ticket stub to the last movie I went to ...
And you get a video of me fixing breakfast for Corylea . . . with a leer on my face!
I put in a pile of dirty dishes.
And you get a video of me fixing breakfast for Corylea . . . with a leer on my face!
I put in a pile of dirty dishes.
You get back a broken dishwasher
I put in a nice soft pillow...
And you get back an ol' houn' dawg to lick 'em clean.
I put in a 1/2 bottle of Hires Root beer...
And you both get back an oversized root-beer float... with extra foam.
I put in my old Minolta camera.
And you get back a book of Ansel Adams photos.
I put in this POS cell phone of mine...
And get back a humongous phone bill.
I put in a gallon of rich, well-rotted compost.
And get back a gallon of fresh tomatoes
I put in the worn out wheel bearing from my car
And you get back a guest appearance on 'Car Talk' with the Tappet Bros.
I put in a fistful of carnival ride tickets...
And get back a dvd of "universal yummy" scenes
I put in the stack of books that I haven't read in years
And you get back a herd of hungry bookworms.
I put in a bag of trail mix...