The “New Who Is Masrurbating Now” thread II

Nope all sexed out. I don't mind if I don't have sex or masturbate for a day or two now.
 
Good lord....after a month at home, finally all checked in ready to take the edge off. Or, well, maybe put the edge on. Ummm not sure where I was going with this whole edge thing. Yah know, I really do like vanilla! I think it's the most misunderstood of all the ice cream flavors. And I like boobs.
 
This can't be right? Switching to my right hand shouldn't be a crisis of consciousness. I'm not cheating am I? Wtf is Lefty going to think? What if she looks over to see her bff strangling my poor hairless 6 incher??? Oh my, what to do???
 
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