OverconfidentSarcasm
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...I can honestly no longer tell whether posts like this are serious or just jokes.
Story rejection
- Thread starter EmilyMiller
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...I can honestly no longer tell whether posts like this are serious or just jokes.
Jackie.Hikaru
Bajo la luna gitana
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Goddammit now I know about knotting. Someone neuralyze me 
Then instruct me not to Google words I'm not familiar with
Then instruct me not to Google words I'm not familiar with
Bamagan
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Gallows humor is rather apropos for a place where people hang around.
EmilyMiller
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Yeah - me too. A few weeks back. You can’t unsee it, can you?Goddammit now I know about knotting. Someone neuralyze me
Jackie.Hikaru
Bajo la luna gitana
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I thought it was like a kind of knitting.
Like sailor knitting sails or something, you know?
MrPixel
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Meh. Fact o’ life. Nature’s architecture. My wife used to breed Dalmatians. Just don’t try to anthropomorphize it.
Oops. Too late.
EmilyMiller
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For the avoidance of doubt, my attorney has asked me to circulate the following statement.
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Our client, Miss Miller, being of rather unsound mind, would like to make it clear that she empathizes with those who have been unlucky enough to suffer AI-related rejections when they used no AI tools. Her, frankly rather puellile, attempt at humor about this subject was directed at the process, not those caught up in it. She will be establishing a charitable fund to ease the burden on those impacted by our new overlords taking over.
— Suckett, Fuckett & Cumhard - Attorneys at Law
EmilyMiller
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It wasn’t only animals that Google showed me
MrPixel
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Hopefully they’re better for you than the law firm in one of my stories, Abbott & Costello.
EmilyMiller
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They are most attentive to my needs
Djmac1031
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Goddammit now I know about knotting. Someone neuralyze me
Then instruct me not to Google words I'm not familiar with
Do NOT Google words you are unfamiliar with.
And have a nice day.
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onehitwanda
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Always google unfamiliar terms with safesearch on, and restrict search terms to wikipedia or urbandictionary only.
once knotted, twice shy
EmilyMiller
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Now you tell me!
onehitwanda
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it was in the fine print!
EmilyMiller
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onehitwanda
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page 137? No. Hang on, that was about proper cleaning procedures for prosthetic members...
ah. Ah, I see the problem. You're on version 0.2.3-pre of the membership forms. Eliza fucked up. I'll go and... admonish her.
EmilyMiller
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If you can get your people to get the right paperwork to my people (cc @Jackie.Hikaru’s people of course) then it’s all good
onehitwanda
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she's a little... tied up... right now, but I'll tell her she'll have the... er... how to put this... hard copies... cob tomorrow.If you can get your people to get the right paperwork to my people (cc @Jackie.Hikaru ’s people of course) then it’s all good
EmilyMiller
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Would a story featuring me, you and @Jackie.Hikaru go in Celebrity or Lesbian?
Asking for a friend.
Emily
Jackie.Hikaru
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Anywhere is fine. Just ... no ropes please. I can't think of knots until further notice.
onehitwanda
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Watersports, hon. We'd need infrastructure.
onehitwanda
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sorry for polluting you; should have known better.
onehitwanda
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on a more serious note, I feel like if you plotted an X/Y scatter graph of chaos vs periods online, sunday evenings would be several standard deviations above the background noise.
sorry :/
sorry :/
EmilyMiller
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Cuffs OK?
Hang in there Emily all Great Writers Never Hit a Home Run or Grand Slam. Just get back into the Batter Box. Love you cartoon Face
