Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

Just did that this morning for ya. Fucken fastest pussy shaver in the west. Well, east. Just disregard all the cuts

I won't even notice them... Disregard mine as well

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Better

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

All that small talk with the other parents. Have fun, lol

No, no fun was had.

On the one hand, other parents are your best chance to make new friends as an adult.
On the other hand, ew. Small talk.

Not this crowd. Not to inject politics, but these are their types that mow *Trump" into their lawns and talk about the first "colored" person they remember meeting. Small talk sucks. Small talk with these folks? Hard pass.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I won't even notice them... Disregard mine as well

Our poor poor pussies. Good thing we Weill be able to kiss each other better

 

[HeavyBalls]

*Insert Beast GROWL here

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I mean this should cover everyone right?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Our poor poor pussies. Good thing we Weill be able to kiss each other better

 

[Amanda330]

Our poor poor pussies. Good thing we Weill be able to kiss each other better

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Just did that this morning for ya. Fucken fastest pussy shaver in the west. Well, east. Just disregard all the cuts

I could have used you a few weeks ago. I chronicled the horror show that was me shaving for the first time.

I'll send you the link (and the photos that have since been removed)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean this should cover everyone right?

I think you grossly underestimate the pop potential you and @Amanda330 possess.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What the fuck.
I mean...
YES

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

 

[Taegul]

 

[dawn_of_night]

She’s gonna make us squirt

I mean geez... If that's all ..

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I couldn't find a drop sheet so I grabbed an apron in all the excitement

Damn, that was gone fast

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hey, the Canucks won! @crazychemgirl is gonna score tonight as well!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Agreed! What other synonyms do the ladies prefer?

I love saying twat. Snatch. Cunt. Cooter

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I could have used you a few weeks ago. I chronicled the horror show that was me shaving for the first time.

I'll send you the link (and the photos that have since been removed)

My inbox awaits…. And your box doesn’t want me anywhere near it with a razor

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I think you grossly underestimate the pop potential you and @Amanda330 possess.

Fuck if this was like Instagram or Twitter (X) would we be #trending?

 

[Amanda330]

Fuck if this was like Instagram or Twitter (X) would we be #trending?

Top of the charts, babe lol

 

[MissLabelled]

I love saying twat. Snatch. Cunt. Cooter

I haven't heard cooter in forever

 

[Amanda330]

Damn, that was gone fast

She's well prepared... Lol. And my legs are spread fyi.

 

[Taegul]

She's well prepared... Lol. And my legs are spread fyi.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I haven't heard cooter in forever

I can't hear "cooter" without thinking the original Dukes of Hazard.