Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm definitely not. Sometimes. Lol

The name of the game’s predictability. There’s a reason you’re fabulous.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Love you AD.

Please don’t kill me @Bry1313

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Please don’t kill me @Bry1313

@Bry1313 and my entire relationship is built upon a foundation of open and free showering.

 

[Bry1313]

I don't know why everyone is so mean to you, you seem quite nice to me.

I dont know why everyone is so mean either, im a damn delight.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Does this mean you want to axe people who do like tomatoes? Or mushrooms? Or who don't? Or is it a food that I've never heard of?

Or a typo?

Sorry, love. Lord of the Rings reference.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't know why everyone is so mean to you, you seem quite nice to me.

Quite dreamy even,

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sorry, love. Lord of the Rings reference.

Tough crowd. Sheesh.

 

[Amanda330]

Sorry, love. Lord of the Rings reference.

Hmm. Well ok then lol.

I still don't get it.

 

[BrendaD]

Love the new AV @lavendersilk

Me too!!! @lavendersilk !!! Very sexy!

 

[drobert44]

Me too!!! @lavendersilk !!! Very sexy!

Such cute blue nails!

 

[BrendaD]

I’m sorry you were food shamed.

I second this. Food shaming is dumb. People like or dislike whatever it is they like or dislike.

Food shaming is the reason I dislike eggs so much. I find everything about them gross!

I've was food shamed pretty much constantly the first half my life - which is undoubtedly why I abhor "trying something new" and eat very few foods. It still happens if I go out somewhere that people are eating, someone will ask why I'm not ('cause there's nothing there I eat) and then it happens again. So... I just don't go to places where food is being served. Life kinda sucks.

 

[BrendaD]

And my ax!

You're giving away your guitar???

 

[BrendaD]

Nah, I’m better than that low hanging fruit.

Sometimes.

 

[MissLabelled]

Me not making jokes about tacos or giving people mushrooms View attachment 2341680

^^ Me trying to hang on to my resolve of not posting boobs

 

[BrendaD]

^^ Me trying to hang on to my resolve of not posting boobs

Honey, I think you should just let that "resolve" go and let your girls be free. Don't punish them for you knowing a nimrod or two...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

^^ Me trying to hang on to my resolve of not posting boobs

 

[Bry1313]

Please don’t kill me @Bry1313

You brought joy, im pro joy and willing to share @SalaciousMonkey22 (well maybe not with other men, he’s mine boys)

 

[HarryHill]

Free the girls!

 

[jason28053]

Who is ready to go out and have some fun today?

 

[BrendaD]

Who is ready to go out and have some fun today?

What an adorable dogger!!

 

[vagrantx]

Who is ready to go out and have some fun today?

SPLOOT!!
It's too cute, I can't deal

 

[UnquietDreams]

What is an ax?

Um...a wedge shaped piece, usually made of metal, on a handle for leverage. It allows you to exert force along a sharpened edge to cut forcefully.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning fuckers

Morning, love

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Um...a wedge shaped piece, usually made of metal, on a handle for leverage. It allows you to exert force along a sharpened edge to cut forcefully.

I thought it was boob repellent?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I thought it was boob repellent?
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That's why I say "ax" rather than "Axe."