Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Why would they do this?

No clue. And just to be clear... I'm not a Hitler fan. But, one is dead and the other is still alive...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No clue. And just to be clear... I'm not a Hitler fan. But, one is dead and the other is still alive...

I, for one, did not require the clarification. But it is the internet so wise.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'd rathet be compared to Hitler if I'm being honest.
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I'm kinda liking that test less and less.

 

[Lord Pmann]

My Mink Test Score: 67.68- I am the Genie from Aladdin

I find sexual scenarios involving mythical/fictional creatures to be:
for example, dragons, vampires, MLP, jesus, etc.

This question made me laugh. Do they really think Jesus is a fictional character?

Your score:​

20​

I think the rest of you are all heathens.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Here’s a little Friday diddy for you

 

[Indie]

My Mink Test Score: 67.68- I am the Genie from Aladdin



This question made me laugh. Do they really think Jesus is a fictional character?

Your score:​

20​

I think the rest of you are all heathens.

But the real question is have you ever thought about fucking him?

 

[Lord Pmann]

But the real question is have you ever thought about fucking him?

I have not.

 

[Lord Pmann]

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Wait… what the fuck? I’m more corrupt than you????!

Damned horses.

 

[Indie]

Wait… what the fuck? I’m more corrupt than you????!

Damned horses.

I knew this already

 

[LupineOne]

That looks like homework

Right? We all know how innocent you are…or me, for that matter. Or any of us.
I’m surprised the thing hasn’t given back something like:

Your score:
Stop.
Please stop.
I can’t take anymore today.
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[Lord Pmann]

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“Whateva! It’s my hot body, I’ll do what I want!” That used to be my ringtone.

I am so jealous. You got Cartman. That’s my favourite character in the world.

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So I once watched a video on this from a pornstar who talked about this. They squirt water up there beforehand. It’s a trick! I was very shocked to learn that this porn industry isn’t the most honest.

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I knew this already

I didn’t!

I don’t agree with my score. I feel like my level of kink is moderate, at best. I read stuff on here and I’m scared for your souls. But I read my score and it’s higher than most people here. My porn watching history is very normal. I need vagrant to get here to make me feel less corrupt.

My Purity Score actually should’ve been 19 as I wasn’t paying attention to the 69 question (see how innocent I am?). And I don’t drink, smoke or do drugs. I am surprised where I landed here.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ok let’s see who’s really the most innocent.
Post your scores

http://ricepuritytest.com/

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Just for you because I love you.
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I have no idea if that makes me a slut or what.

Pfft, don’t believe everything you see on the internet folks, I am a very sweet and innocent person!


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20

If there is one ongoing theme here, it’s that I worry about how I’m perceived here



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I knew I wasn't pure, but this...
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I have 3 classes in a row off. This helped to kill some time.
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Twinsies!

 

[Indie]

“Whateva! It’s my hot body, I’ll do what I want!” That used to be my ringtone.

I am so jealous. You got Cartman. That’s my favourite character in the world.




So I once watched a video on this from a pornstar who talked about this. They squirt water up there beforehand. It’s a trick! I was very shocked to learn that this porn industry isn’t the most honest.



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I didn’t!

I don’t agree with my score. I feel like my level of kink is moderate, at best. I read stuff on here and I’m scared for your souls. But I read my score and it’s higher than most people here. My porn watching history is very normal. I need vagrant to get here to make me feel less corrupt.

My Purity Score actually should’ve been 19 as I wasn’t paying attention to the 69 question (see how innocent I am?). And I don’t drink, smoke or do drugs. I am surprised where I landed here.

The beastiality question landed you 10 extra points.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Are you guys all taking a test about how well you wash your rice?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Are you guys all taking a test about how well you wash your rice?

Some rice is dirtier than others.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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@OrdinaryPerson & @Bry1313 here’s your next milk coffee challenge.

This is not the angle you wanna take your dick pics guys

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Some rice is dirtier than others.

What do you think about rice with melted cheese on top?

Yuuuum

 

[Whiskeyjack]

What do you think about rice with melted cheese on top?

Yuuuum

Why you gotta do me dirty like that?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why you gotta do me dirty like that?

Sorry. It's Friday!!! No more dirty middle schoolers until next week at least?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I also found this which focuses more on kink and fetish. This is the mini version which still took me some time. There’s a long version which says it would take 20-40 min. I don’t have time for that

Post your score? If you dare…

Mini Kink Test

47.45 - my kinky equivalent is Voldemort (?!), upper 66%-68%

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25.05
The equivalent of Thanos - I don't remember the percentages. Bottom 24-26%, maybe?

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Hey, me too!

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Can someone please translate this into proper English? The Terminator sounds brutal!

"Your score is 27.34!
Your kinky equivalent is The Terminator (bottom 28-30%)"

A massive WTF goes out to whoever captioned these scores

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Sorry. It's Friday!!! No more dirty middle schoolers until next week at least?

As of right now I'm not in the middle school again until next Friday. I hope it stays that way. 7th graders are the worst people on the planet.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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I could go for some goth lasagna right now.

Okay, but the problem with that is now I want goth lasagna AND real lasagna

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If I sit here I will indeed be there til Halloween because I won’t be able to get up. This is where I live now. Send coffee and snacks.

That can go in the pumpkin tent

How did I score lower than you?? This feels rigged.

It’s probably the drugs
The main sections I didn’t check were drug and tobacco use, getting arrested, incest, bestiality, etc. Explains why my kink score is higher than my purity score is low

You and me both babes.

It’s ok.

I don’t bite


Much.

Not even if I ask nicely?

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Lemme video chat with your dogs RQ…I just want to have a conversation with them

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Does this mean that im the most innocent?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Okay, but the problem with that is now I want goth lasagna AND real lasagna


That can go in the pumpkin tent
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I need this tent

 

[Mrtenant]

I also found this which focuses more on kink and fetish. This is the mini version which still took me some time. There’s a long version which says it would take 20-40 min. I don’t have time for that

Post your score? If you dare…

Mini Kink Test

65.05

Your kinky equivalent is the Genie from Aladdin.

(Top 88-90%)

Sounds about right.

And then this one.



What other fucking test can we take? Is this an audition or something?