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NonDILF
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Okay. This is not sex. This is more of a religious experience. More like the first time I trysted myself.
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Okay. This is not sex. This is more of a religious experience. More like the first time I trysted myself.
My vagina is a romantic bitch. She has a nice voice though...Okay. This is not sex. This is more of a religious experience. More like the first time I trysted myself.
Yeah, well I think everyone agreed your wanker judgment prowess has been shown in all its failings.Wanker behavior if I ever saw it.
I’ve been perfect in allocating the golden schlong.Yeah, well I think everyone agreed your wanker judgment prowess has been shown in all its failings.
I'd nominate you for being deluded but you'd probably fuck it upI’ve been perfect in allocating the golden schlong.
Nominations are closed as we are in the process of engraving for this week’s winner. So that nomination is in the next judge’s slippery palms.I'd nominate you for being deluded but you'd probably fuck it up
See - you're all answering and she's fucked off again...If your vagina (or penis) could sing a song .. what song would it sing?
During sex?
Post orgasm?
During orgasm?
when horny?
'We'?Nominations are closed as we are in the process of engraving for this week’s winner. So that nomination is in the next judge’s slippery palms.
This is why your golden schlong was the easiest one to give this month. Wanker.'We'?
Speak truth to power.... and they will come for you .....This is why your golden schlong was the easiest one to give this month. Wanker.
Or just be a complete wankerSpeak truth to power.... and they will come for you .....
If the palm fits....Or just be a complete wanker
We finally agree on somethingIf the palm fits....
Did anyone ever see that movie of a vagina that sings?
Did it sound like the whining from above?We finally agree on something
This had me really laughing… that is way too funny!If your vagina (or penis) could sing a song .. what song would it sing?
During sex? Dance of the Valkyries Wagner
Post orgasm? Angel of the Morning Juice Newton
During orgasm? I feel Good James Brown
when horny? Strokin Clarence Carter
Both alts of @OrdinaryPerson I think....
In Japan, there's a series of mangas called Little Miss P, about the adventures of an anthropomorphized period. It magically visits around the first day of a woman's cycle and generally beats the hell out of her. It can also say and do good things, making it a schizophrenic period.Did anyone ever see that movie of a vagina that sings?
Oh boy! I love yourMorning friends! I brought homemade cookies!
I wonder what @Pond_Dweller thinks of my voiceBoth alts of @OrdinaryPerson I think....
I saw that it exists but I don’t know how much time I got left and I already watched Dicks the Musical this decade. Quota is filled.Did anyone ever see that movie of a vagina that sings?
They need their naming privileges revoked
I raté my Subway sandwiches on a list of “why when there are other places are we getting Subway? It’s the Dunkin of the sandwich world.”
Firehouse is pretty damn good. Larry's too.
They are fine, but holy cats, I miss a good, real deli. One of the things I miss about NYC is a lack of decent Jewish cuisine. I have to make my own latkes. Which are good, but I miss Kornblatt’s...
Bucket list. I wanna go to a genuine delicatessen. I live in a tiny little town that has nothing, and even the bigger cities near me don't have that.
I’m partial to Capriotti’s and an Italian deli / bakery / Italian market with only 3 locations in 310 called Giuliano’sYou have my genuine sympathy. Living in the land of deli (both Italian and Jewish, different, both amazing) I am spoiled for incredible sandwiches
Don’t particularly care for Capriotti’s but Guiliano’s is solid,They need their naming privileges revoked
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I’m partial to Capriotti’s and an Italian deli / bakery / Italian market with only 3 locations in 310 called Giuliano’s