Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Oh no, what did I miss?

 

[Oldermom935]

Aren’t they always my dear?

Morning friends! I brought homemade cookies!

 

[RaineDrops]

Mini golf isn't too bad, though the wife still hit the ball into the water even there.

Did she ask you to go get it out from the water?

 

[morelikeasong]

Oh no, what did I miss?

Some guy popped in to say he came in the batter of a batch of cookies he was making

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Oh no, what did I miss?

A felony.

 

[__Nathan1968]

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I rate my subway sandwiches by girth. So 1 or 2” is ok, if it’s from a six foot party sub.

 

[deft]

Some guy popped in to say he came in the batter of a batch of cookies he was making

Why do men?

 

[morelikeasong]

He called it an “actual true fact” so we should of course believe him

 

[RaineDrops]

I only accept cookies with an ingredient list now.

And an FDA approval.

 

[deft]

He called it an “actual true fact” so we should of course believe him

He only said that to impress everybody.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Did she ask you to go get it out from the water?

Yes she did, and of course I did.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Morning friends! I brought homemade cookies!

Noooo......

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why do men?

This is the most true thing of all true things.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh no, what did I miss?

For my sanity, I am choosing to believe it was a long, bad joke, and he just doubled down. Then doubled down again. Then doubled down again, and again, and again. And by that time the bit was in his teeth and he just had to run with it.

 

[Codeman93]

Morning yall

 

[__Nathan1968]

Some guy popped in to say he came in the batter of a batch of cookies he was making

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Morning friends! I brought homemade cookies!

Better include an ingredients list, and Indie's luscious ass better not be one. (At least not today...lol)

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

He called it an “actual true fact” so we should of course believe him

 

[Bry1313]

I rate my subway sandwiches by girth. So 1 or 2” is ok, if it’s from a six foot party sub.

I raté my Subway sandwiches on a list of “why when there are other places are we getting Subway? It’s the Dunkin of the sandwich world.”

 

[UnquietDreams]

"Mixing a batch" took on a new meaning.

 

[lavendersilk]

I raté my Subway sandwiches on a list of “why when there are other places are we getting Subway? It’s the Dunkin of the sandwich world.”

Firehouse is pretty damn good. Larry's too.

 

[UnquietDreams]

He called it an “actual true fact” so we should of course believe him

Oh, really? Then I have some absolute facts for you!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Firehouse is pretty damn good. Larry's too.

They are fine, but holy cats, I miss a good, real deli. One of the things I miss about NYC is a lack of decent Jewish cuisine. I have to make my own latkes. Which are good, but I miss Kornblatt’s...

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[lavendersilk]

They are fine, but holy cats, I miss a good, real deli. One of the things I miss about NYC is a lack of decent Jewish cuisine. I have to make my own latkes. Which are good, but I miss Kornblatt’s...

Bucket list. I wanna go to a genuine delicatessen. I live in a tiny little town that has nothing, and even the bigger cities near me don't have that.