Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

Don’t worry about it, your real name won’t be in the book

Also, your title couldn’t be a bigger lie, you are the wanker of wankers.

Bit judgy

 

[Bry1313]

Bit judgy

I mean, yeah, im in my last week of judging wankers (cue the lot of you “thank Odin”)

 

[BrendaD]

Don’t worry about it, your real name won’t be in the book

Also, your title couldn’t be a bigger lie, you are the wanker of wankers.

Wow… sounds like someone didn’t get their own morning wank in…

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

If your vagina (or penis) could sing a song .. what song would it sing?

During sex?
Post orgasm?
During orgasm?
when horny?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I mean, yeah, im in my last week of judging wankers apart from @Wand3rlust who is obvs not a wanker and I really dont know what i was thinking..... (cue the lot of you “thank Odin”)

FIFY

 

[Nicefella]

The year I discovered hot chicks actually smiled back when you smiled at them. Thank you, 1986.

 

[Bry1313]

FIFY

Wanker behavior if I ever saw it.

 

[lavendersilk]

If your vagina (or penis) could sing a song .. what song would it sing?

During sex?
Post orgasm?
During orgasm?
when horny?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

If your vagina (or penis) could sing a song .. what song would it sing?

During sex?
Post orgasm?
During orgasm?
when horny?

During sex - "Keep It Up" - Rex Orange County
Post Orgasm - "I Just Had Sex" - Lonely Island
During Orgasm - "Too Soon" - Cooper Alan
When Horny - "I Want Your Tits" - Steel Panther

 

[Nicefella]

Okay. This is not sex. This is more of a religious experience. More like the first time I trysted myself.

 

[lavendersilk]

Okay. This is not sex. This is more of a religious experience. More like the first time I trysted myself.

My vagina is a romantic bitch. She has a nice voice though...

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wanker behavior if I ever saw it.

Yeah, well I think everyone agreed your wanker judgment prowess has been shown in all its failings.

 

[Bry1313]

Yeah, well I think everyone agreed your wanker judgment prowess has been shown in all its failings.

I’ve been perfect in allocating the golden schlong.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’ve been perfect in allocating the golden schlong.

I'd nominate you for being deluded but you'd probably fuck it up

 

[Bry1313]

I'd nominate you for being deluded but you'd probably fuck it up

Nominations are closed as we are in the process of engraving for this week’s winner. So that nomination is in the next judge’s slippery palms.

 

[Wand3rlust]

If your vagina (or penis) could sing a song .. what song would it sing?

During sex?
Post orgasm?
During orgasm?
when horny?

See - you're all answering and she's fucked off again...

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nominations are closed as we are in the process of engraving for this week’s winner. So that nomination is in the next judge’s slippery palms.

'We'?

 

[Bry1313]

'We'?

This is why your golden schlong was the easiest one to give this month. Wanker.

 

[Wand3rlust]

This is why your golden schlong was the easiest one to give this month. Wanker.

Speak truth to power.... and they will come for you .....

 

[Bry1313]

Speak truth to power.... and they will come for you .....

Or just be a complete wanker

 

[Wand3rlust]

Or just be a complete wanker

If the palm fits....

 

[Bry1313]

If the palm fits....

We finally agree on something

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did anyone ever see that movie of a vagina that sings?

 

[hotoldrguy]

If your vagina (or penis) could sing a song .. what song would it sing?

During sex? Dance of the Valkyries Wagner
Post orgasm? Angel of the Morning Juice Newton
During orgasm? I feel Good James Brown
when horny? Strokin Clarence Carter

 

[Wand3rlust]

Did anyone ever see that movie of a vagina that sings?

We finally agree on something

Did it sound like the whining from above?

Hard to tell one cunt sound from another......