Sex & Shenanigans

It's not too bad. Mostly looks like a big ol' dent in one of the doors. But the door still works, even if it's a little crunchy.
That's good. I'm glad it isn't worse.

Did you tell them you were a man of God and God would smite them if they didn't get it fixed in a timely manner?
 
Woke up this morning to the doorbell and two cops at my door with my next-door neighbor. Apparently, he'd backed his work truck into my car while getting out of his driveway this morning. Oops.
Why are Thursdays always stupid?
Sorry for early morning suckiness

Also … today is my Friday .
 
They already know. It's a small town. Everyone knows everyone here.
And I'm pretty sure my neighbor feels way worse about this than I do.
Oh, I'm sorry. I won't make anymore sarcasric remarks. Even though that's painful to me and I hope you understand the sacrifice I'm making for you.

Sending hugs. ❤️

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Do you think she looks amazing? Also, she's not even wearing clown shoes... The whole point of what I said.

Good try. I know it's early. Lol
if she looks that good she could be wearing clown shoes and have feet that matched in shape and size and still be kinda hot. 🤷
 
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