Whiskeyjack
Advil for Dessert
- Joined
- Oct 5, 2005
- Posts
- 10,484
And they're winning.The Red Sox are playing wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
I miss watching baseball all summer.
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And they're winning.The Red Sox are playing wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
I miss watching baseball all summer.
Why did that sound sexy when you said itI'll take a drink for you. Even though I don't get noodly
Because I'm sexy... LolWhy did that sound sexy when you said it
I just have one also. And I named him Bruce because he’s such a goddamn toolI just have the one. It's not named. It just gives me orgasms
Fuck, I'm glad I'm not named Bruce.I just have one also. And I named him Bruce because he’s such a goddamn tool
At least he's useful... As opposed to other tools with names.I just have one also. And I named him Bruce because he’s such a goddamn tool
I missed all the naughtiness here, but I’ll take this as a consolationYour tagline is doing it for me right now
I drink whiskey and send poetry DMs...I drink whiskey and send dick pics you know.
Hi, real name is Bruce, nice to meet you.At least he's useful... As opposed to other tools with names.
Hi Bruce. Wait, are you Nebs dildo? LolHi, real name is Bruce, nice to meet you.
Dream jobHi Bruce. Wait, are you Nebs dildo? Lol
Tokyo Sayonara - You leave, but only say goodbye to the cat.I float around the room chatting with people (this is easier if you’re attending a social event featuring people you actually enjoy) and then I throw a smoke bomb and disappear
I promise I will tell the police it was self-defense.Well I just killed a bottle of wine.
Mine too. Except I don't have a dick. And I'm not gay, unfortunately. LolDream job
(checks to make sure) oh I do have one……and I’m always reminded how much I like women when I’m hereMine too. Except I don't have a dick. And I'm not gay, unfortunately. Lol
That made me both happy and horny simultaneously
I’d guess around 12-14 hours for meIt’s been almost 30 hours since someone said something like that to me
Same!I just have the one. It's not named. It just gives me orgasms
He’s the one who gave me 51 Os in one sessionTell us more about dat dick Kitty! Mew mew mew!!!
Oh damn. At some point today I wrote my 10,000th post.
That calls for a drink!
And the Red Sox just scored another run!
That calls for another drink.
Sorry, ladies - we are getting noodly tonight!
If I like everyone at the party, I have to hug them all and tell them how much I love them. Otherwise I Batman right out of there. I wish
The Red Sox are playing wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
I miss watching baseball all summer.
But they don’t even have JT anymoreAnd they're winning.
I'm glad you remembered. I was under the impression men never really forget that they have one?(checks to make sure) oh I do have one……and I’m always reminded how much I like women when I’m here
I just like to make extra sureI'm glad you remembered. I was under the impression men never really forget that they have one?
I too am mostly straight, against my will. Liking men sometimes feels slightly self destructiveMine too. Except I don't have a dick. And I'm not gay, unfortunately. Lol
So self destructive, I’ve given men up.I too am mostly straight, against my will. Liking men sometimes feels slightly self destructive
Honestly, so true... I'm disappointed with myself.I too am mostly straight, against my will. Liking men sometimes feels slightly self destructive
Sometimes we feel the same about women…So self destructive, I’ve given men up.
Just gotta touch him and make sure he's still there? Lol. Hasn't fallen off somewhereI just like to make extra sure
This is going disappoint your fan club. Have you told @NRJLIVES4ever ? He'll be crushed!So self destructive, I’ve given men up.
Fine, I’ll make an exception for men as good as him.This is going disappoint your fan club. Have you told @NRJLIVES4ever ? He'll be crushed!