Pick a sexual compliment you received from anyone

"Where in the hell did you learn how to do that?"
"I've never cum that hard before."
"Holy fuck, that's a lotta cock!"
"I'm addicted to your body."

And once during a particularly erotic, sometimes rough marathon session in an upscale hotel, "You might need to call the concierge for a wheelchair because I'm not sure I'll be able to walk out of here in the morning."
She eventually did, but very gingerly. ;)
 
Both from oral it is either
“You are driving me crazy”
Or
“You do know how to eat pussy”

Two different woman.
i have a goodlooking dick, i have a goodlooking ass, i looked damn good sucking his dick. at a rest stop one night my friend was jo me when a little old black man walked up and looked inside, he asked my friend can i buy him? i need a pinkass queer slave. my friend laughed and said no. the man pulled out two $100 bills and said man c'mon i give you $200. he went on to say he'd use me to suck him as his wife watched. plus he had two 13 yr. old grandsons and friends at a friends that played dominos he would make me do. glad my friend didn't need $200!
 
This morning, wife and I were watching the news, they were talking about the polar bear plunge.
My comment was: I’m small enough already, don’t need to add shrinkage factor.
To which my wife replied: no shrinkage factor here (as she pointed to my cock)
 
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