Cheesy Pick-Up Lines 🧀💕

[PantsAndPencils]

Happy Valentine’s Day!! Though I’m pretty late to it due to a stupidly busy work week

I didn’t really have the time to plan/do anything for today, but I remembered that a while back that I’d wanted to make some atrocious Alanis Morissette-themed cards. So here they are



Would love to hear if anyone else has ridiculous pick-up lines or silly cards they’ve gotten/received (Relation to musicians/songs is appreciated but not necessary )

 

[Chernosoth]

 

[HordHolm]

I had a friend who pulled with this wonder line - "Wanna come back to my love palace?"

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Must be in Wisconsin

 

[PantsAndPencils]

See this is perfection!

 

[PantsAndPencils]

I had a friend who pulled with this wonder line - "Wanna come back to my love palace?"

Oh goodness I don’t think you should be allowed to call your place a palace unless it has at least one turret!!

 

[oxbowma]

I say this to the Mrs all the time, gets the same reaction as it did here.

 

[12oclocktales]

I love every bone in your body.....especially mine.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

 

[likitisplit]

hi! i am so horny, can i eat you?

 

[hpycpl]

this face is leaving, if you want to be on it, come with me now

 

[hpycpl]

That's a beautiful dress! I'd love to see what it looks like on my bedroom floor!