Tio_Narratore
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Oh they've! banned Jo's splaying!I guess you'll have to find some other bimbo to spread her legs for you.
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Oh they've! banned Jo's splaying!I guess you'll have to find some other bimbo to spread her legs for you.
Where can I find some other bimbo to spread suntan on my legs for me?
Chuck the fellow, Paige?
Surely you don't think I'm better than that creep, girl!
I don't think, I know. And don't call me Shirley
You guys go on the Airplane just to get pat down. A bit creepy, but try to keep it down!
Hannah! Someone is having fun with watersports!
Let eat have their lunch. And don't call me late for dinner.
Hey good lookin, What ya got cooking?
I shag William's wife.
Try not, do or do not. There is no try.
Speaking of Sluty Whore Preferences.
"You came in my thing a little harder than I thought."
My swing? Did you forget to duck again?
You want me to swing my thing for you? Buster?
Spank me, baby!
Hold still, dude. You're squirming too much...
Swimming across the Thames...
I wouldn't advise it, but I'll certainly grease you up....
A shaved koala bear, three midgets, two gallons of lube, and a life size statue of Louis Anderson?... <sigh> Be still, my beating ...
Kazaam! Is that really happening?
Sorry to bust your bubble but all of us can see that you're sexing the moon.I do the strangest things when I think no one is looking...
Sorry, but I was sexting while taking a bubble bath.
Oh my, why is my ear red and my arm all sore?