steve44uk
Baleful
- Joined
- Jul 4, 2010
- Posts
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Mysexual tastes are mind-buggering...
Well, so long as it's just my mind...
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Mysexual tastes are mind-buggering...
Well, I'm long as my arm in my mind...
I'd show you but you'd laugh at me
Dad, remember the size of her butt? Did you ream her?
Now son, give me a moment alone with your fifth grade teacher.
I'm sure a very successful parent teacher conference indeed.
The conference was crashed by a large number of teachers who were indecent
I always miss the good ones.
I am a randy person I miss mans.
I'm so horny, I could shag a crappy Englishman.
Low self-esteem creates the porn industry. Yeah, for low self-esteem.
Um, okay. Well now we know where you stood on the HMS Titanic...
She was over a hundred years ago! And I thought I pounded her well!
I have nightmares about fucking my sick grandmother.
I need to see a shrink because I'm the sick one.
The first step in getting healthy is admitting you have a problem...
The first step in getting laid is to spot the the whore a twenty.
I figure I've contracted at least 50 STDs.
I'm surprised I hasn't fallen off the wagon.(hic)
Um, I stink. You probably have noticed.
Touch a showgirl and you could be fined..
Baby! I have to learn to keep my hands to your butt!
Well, that's one way a cop gets a feel...
Having a badge does do wonders for fucking girls under duress.