Like Me, Have You Ever

[awired50]

So, no. I haven't done that. But when I visited Szuzhuan, the first day I ate all kinds of hot stuff and the next morning...let's just say it felt good going in, but the coming out part hurt some.....

LM, HYE eaten the local cuisine?

Yes.

LMHYE been exposed in public?

 

[Leigh81]

Yes.

LMHYE been exposed in public?

I was topless on a beach in Punta Cana & in Croatia. Not fully nude.

LMHYE participated in a motorcycle poker run??

 

[PandemicReader8]

I was topless on a beach in Punta Cana & in Croatia. Not fully nude.

LMHYE participated in a motorcycle poker run??

Yes!

LMHYE participated in a poker river run, in/on a boat or jet ski?

 

[Leigh81]

Yes!

LMHYE participated in a poker river run, in/on a boat or jet ski?

No, possibly next year (Lake Muskoka)

LMHYE made a big purchase without telling your SO??

 

[awired50]

No, possibly next year (Lake Muskoka)

LMHYE made a big purchase without telling your SO??

Yes.

LMHYE caught someone naked expectantly?

 

[mortis]

LMHYE slid down a hill and got impaled by a piece of rebar

OMG no, sorry for you tanjaguar.

LMHYE sheared a sheep with scissors?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

OMG no, sorry for you tanjaguar.

LMHYE sheared a sheep with scissors?

I have not!

LMHYE milked cows using milking machines?

 

[awired50]

I have not!

LMHYE milked cows using milking machines?

No.

LMHYE milked your prostate?

 

[mortis]

No.

LMHYE milked your prostate?

Not yet…

LMHYE milked a cow?

 

[awired50]

Not yet…

LMHYE milked a cow?

No.

LMHYE rode a horse naked?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

No.

LMHYE rode a horse naked?

Nope.

LMHYE thrown axes?

 

[awired50]

Yes

LMHYE fired a rocket launcher?

No.

HYE jet skied?

 

[Soccerfanpen21]

No.

HYE jet skied?

A few times.

LMHYE gone tubing behind a boat?

 

[Leigh81]

A few times.

LMHYE gone tubing behind a boat?

Yes up at the cottage but I prefer water skiing

LMHYE gone on a booze cruise on a boat like the Jolly Roger??

 

[woodworkerdom]

Yes up at the cottage but I prefer water skiing

LMHYE gone on a booze cruise on a boat like the Jolly Roger??

No.

LMHYE had sex on a boat. (my boat has a cabin and I've often let the boat drift while playing down below, in more ways than one.)

 

[BongoGal]

LMHYE had sex on a boat.

I'll say yes, but it wasn't Like you. For me, it was a simple rowboat. A very uncomfortable rowboat.

LMHYE denied being aroused at a moment when you most certainly were?

 

[woodworkerdom]

I'll say yes, but it wasn't Like you. For me, it was a simple rowboat. A very uncomfortable rowboat.

LMHYE denied being aroused at a moment when you most certainly were?

Yes. What's a guy to do when he almost gets caught viewing porn?

LMHYE done something sexual in an inappropriate place? (not just outdoors or other 'mainstream' kinky things? I got naked in the sanctuary of a church and walk around for 10 minutes).

 

[lilmissdarling]

Nothing comes to mind.

LMHYE gone floating on a river or creek with friends, drinking the day away?

 

[woodworkerdom]

Nothing comes to mind.

LMHYE gone floating on a river or creek with friends, drinking the day away?

YES. have always loved doing that.

LMHYE secretly watched someone for your sexual pleasure? (I've found a few open curtains in my day)

 

[BongoGal]

LMHYE secretly watched someone for your sexual pleasure?

Yes, but I have never gone out of my way to watch someone like that. It has always just happened.

LMHYE sworn anyone to absolute secrecy after a sex act?

 

[awired50]

Yes, but I have never gone out of my way to watch someone like that. It has always just happened.

LMHYE sworn anyone to absolute secrecy after a sex act?

Yes.

LMHYE did something sexually you would have never dreamed of?

 

[Leigh81]

Yes.

LMHYE did something sexually you would have never dreamed of?

Yes, several

LMHYE gotten sexually excited more from sex talk than actual sex??

 

[BongoGal]

LMHYE gotten sexually excited more from sex talk than actual sex??

I can get quite excited via sex talk, but it's always just a prelude to 'actual sex', however that is defined.

LMHYE made a detailed schedule for yourself that had a time listed for a masturbation break?

 

[awired50]

I can get quite excited via sex talk, but it's always just a prelude to 'actual sex', however that is defined.

LMHYE made a detailed schedule for yourself that had a time listed for a masturbation break?

Yes.

LMHYE left work to go home and masturbate?

 

[Dashabout]

Yes.

LMHYE left work to go home and masturbate?

I work from home so it's not a problem, before that there was always a restroom for that.

LMHYE had to stop during a long drive to scratch that itch?