Massive Grooves
RetiredExhibitionist
- Joined
- Jan 4, 2002
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I'm claiming January.
All of it.
Fuck it.
I've been in a shitty mood lately.
And when I get cranky, I really get cranky.
My apologies, but I fucking hate Christmas.
And I need a good fuck.
Oh, and my birthday is coming.
See, by the time January is over, I'll be 40. I'm not accepting this all that well.
Before anybody starts telling me that age is just a number or that I'm only as young as I feel, I'm feeling it. My arm burns, my shoulders are torn up, my knees suck, and I'm definitely getting soft in the middle.
I can sit here and cry in my whiskey, or I can have some fun.
So I'm claiming January. My literotica birthday party. Then I'll go back to my normal thread.
All my friends are invited.
I'll try to be sociable.
I'll post some shit.
Feel free to show me your tits.
All of it.
Fuck it.
I've been in a shitty mood lately.
And when I get cranky, I really get cranky.
My apologies, but I fucking hate Christmas.
And I need a good fuck.
Oh, and my birthday is coming.
See, by the time January is over, I'll be 40. I'm not accepting this all that well.
Before anybody starts telling me that age is just a number or that I'm only as young as I feel, I'm feeling it. My arm burns, my shoulders are torn up, my knees suck, and I'm definitely getting soft in the middle.
I can sit here and cry in my whiskey, or I can have some fun.
So I'm claiming January. My literotica birthday party. Then I'll go back to my normal thread.
All my friends are invited.
I'll try to be sociable.
I'll post some shit.
Feel free to show me your tits.
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