It's the sarcasm thread, ya twat.

[RaineDrops]

 

[BadAmy]

yesterday it wasnt sarcasm, it was a desire to just chill, inspite of the hijackers, but today now today at 4:30 am I really fucking need coffee.

Oh, and i think part of yesterday it was a cryptic code to illydar to post a new gorgeous neked on the coffee thread....

This is the sarcasm thread...
So, yeah...thanks for your update.

 

[BadAmy]

Bitch

Aww

That's a special term of endearment saved for people who have earned its use.
Are you applying?

Oh, welcome to lit!

 

[BadAmy]

Fuck with me precoffee and ill turn you into good Amy with one stroke of my.....

Pen

Threats now?

 

[BadAmy]

And i damn well expect the rights and priveleges associated with membership in you private little club.

 

[sallysparrow23]

Good to know your gainfully employed.

*You're

 

[Wand3rlust]

Thanks @sallysparrow23

We all love to be corrected on our spelling and thank god for those who do.

Thank you for your service.

 

[sallysparrow23]

Thanks @sallysparrow23

We all love to be corrected on our spelling and thank god for those who do.

Thank you for your service.

Bless

 

[BadAmy]

Oh yes what a fucking gift to be the corrector of grammar and spelling.

You must be a goddess.

Yuer correct.

 

[BadAmy]

So, just to be aware, how many manifestations of you are there in your "MPD" world?

Sigh....
Off to Google MPD.

 

[BadAmy]

Sigh....
Off to Google MPD.

Back to report,
It was a tossup between:
the Minneapolis police department

Or multiple personality disorder.

In either case,
We all want you to know everything is just fine.

 

[BadAmy]

 

[sallysparrow23]

It was definitely Minneapolis police department. No doubt.

 

[Cindy027]

You must be a goddess.

You're Perceptive.

 

[BadAmy]

Jeez.
So glad to see you.

 

[sallysparrow23]

And Daddy appologizes, that was his pre coffee self.

Much better now.

I didn't know my dad was here!

 

[BadAmy]

Did he just refer to himself in the third person?

 

[BadAmy]

Is there a difference?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wow. I'm so impressed you didn't just say newbie.

 

[BadAmy]

Fuckin a...
Off to google:
neo-fights.


Eta...so it means someone who is brand new to something..
I thought it was a matrix rematch to be honest.

Now "Daddy" could you clarify who you consider a neophyter?

Cuz someofus old timers, could take offense.
But then the offender would really need to exhibit a modicum of substance to warrant such concerns.

Wow..big words today!

 

[BadAmy]

i think you just post to get internet points.
no booms allowed.

 

[BadAmy]

Forgive me if I have exceeded your expectations, I presupposed the opposition to have IQ's beyond 69.

Indeed, I holdout hope that they may yet prove that they are, but interbreeding limitations is science we should no longer ignore.

But since you batted your eyes with such seductive intrigue, AND called me Daddy in an appropriate context, AND being the kind, generous (emotionally only you gold diggers!) soul that I am, I have deliberately chosen to forgive you and extend a measure of grace (thats what I call it/him) to you.

so...not a sugar daddy.

I'm looking for the value...

 

[AmberLGreen]

so...not a sugar daddy.

I'm looking for the value...

Did you find Dad’s book in there?

 

[BadAmy]

you might do better on my burn thread. in fact, I'm sure of it.

 

[BadAmy]

I don't believe in internet points, nor no booms.

Sorry.

every time a litster gets an internet point, a fairy farts.
keep that in mind the next time you say you "don't believe"