It's the sarcasm thread, ya twat.

[BadAmy]

Welcome... sort of.
Sometimes life can be all fucky, and you need a little lemonypucker thought to keep it all together.
So chin up ya fucker, and give me some loves.

 

[BadAmy]

"The person gossiping about you can’t even pull $100 out the atm. Worry less"

 

[BrendaD]

Oh… sarcasm…

I think I might have heard of that…

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Sometimes I hate being pulled into the behind the scenes gossip, but at the same time it really helps me understand some of the vague stuff in the threads.

Also, sarcasm is my second language and I’m looking forward to loving this thread, lol.

 

[BrendaD]

What is that line in Lake Placid? “She's rude sarcastic. You two should get along.”

…in all fairness… there was a time, when I seriously suspected the family name was “sarcastic”…

oh hell… knowing the family name in question… it is itself a sarcastic description…

 

[BrendaD]

 

[BadAmy]

I'm a sucker for deep convos I wanna know why your tooth missing

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

This should come up when talking to me....

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I'm a sucker for deep convos I wanna know why your tooth missing

Well funny story.....

 

[Saltfountain]

I'm a sucker for deep convos I wanna know why your tooth missing

FIFY, fucknuts

 

[BadAmy]

imagine waking up and first thing you gotta grab is a pair of glasses

 

[BadAmy]

I feel like work got custody of me & home just got visitation rights.

 

[BadAmy]

"so you're scared of spiders but will argue with a man that's 6'5 220lbs"

 

[BadAmy]

"i'm a daddy's girl but i ain't talking bout my father u hear me?"

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

imagine waking up and first thing you gotta grab is a pair of glasses

#everyday

 

[sno_22]

imagine waking up and first thing you gotta grab is a pair of glasses

I don't know that my imagination is up to something that I have to do every morning.

 

[Saltfountain]

#everyday

Or half a pair in your case...

 

[BrendaD]

"so you're scared of spiders but will argue with a man that's 6'5 220lbs"

Wait... that is weird?

 

[BadAmy]

“You too pretty to be single” baby its not my looks, i’m not right in the head

 

[BadAmy]

FIFY, fucknuts

Suck it Lucy.

 

[sno_22]

“You too pretty to be single” baby its not my looks, i’m not right in the head

So what you're saying is, if I see an attractive woman and she's single...run

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

“You too pretty to be single” baby its not my looks, i’m not right in the head

But... those are the fun ones...

 

[BrendaD]

“You too pretty to be single” baby its not my looks, i’m not right in the head

 

[Saltfountain]

Suck it Lucy.

Oh tuck your bollocks back in sweetcheeks

 

[BadAmy]

I live for long walks, away from douchebags like you