If I was a...then I would

[Mo_Bandy]

Since like 7th grade

Probably same yeah

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Probably same yeah

Catchy goddamn tune

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Catchy goddamn tune

Did you ever see Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake cover?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Did you ever see Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake cover?

Noooooooo! I’m gonna look it up because Jimmy Fallon is a riot

 

[Mattentive]

If I was less capricious, I would be a sculptor.

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

If I were me, I'd do all the same stupid and delightful stuff (probably)

 

[snexxer]

 

[Photog1rl]

If I was 24 I’d be more honest.

 

[Noor]

If I was a Guinea pig I’d be sleepily watching the world while eating a carrot.

 

[BadAmy]

If I was a dude. Man, I'd be such a dude.

 

[sallysparrow23]

If I was a cup of coffee, I'd warm you up.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

If I was a writer , I’d solve the world’s problems, because the pen is mightier then than sword.

 

[lilmissdarling]

If I was a Buffalo (in a national park), I'd do more than charge at people stupid enough to get close.

 

[NC_Coastal]

If I were king of the forest - not queen, not duke, not prince
My regal robes of the forest would be satin, not cotton, not chintz
I'd command each thing, be it fish or fowl, with a woof and a woof, and a royal
growl
As I'd click my heel all the trees would kneel and the mountains bow and the
bulls kowtow
And the sparrows would take wing, if I were king

Sorry, I woke up on the wrong side of the yellow brick road.

 

[sallysparrow23]

If I were king of the forest - not queen, not duke, not prince
My regal robes of the forest would be satin, not cotton, not chintz
I'd command each thing, be it fish or fowl, with a woof and a woof, and a royal
growl
As I'd click my heel all the trees would kneel and the mountains bow and the
bulls kowtow
And the sparrows would take wing, if I were king

Sorry, I woke up on the wrong side of the yellow brick road.

 

[curious_slut]

If I were a fan, I'd blow you away

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

If i were a pair of pants, I’d let you slide right into me

 

[BadAmy]

If I was someone who valued my time, which I am, I'd give you none of it.

 

[Bry1313]

If I was a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning, all over this land.

 

[mpeters]

If I were a rich man, I’d… well, probably not be on here!

 

[PassionatePanther]

If I was a mustang racer
White with a stripe of blue
You could ride me, baby
Whenever you wanted to

(Great song!)

 

[BadAmy]

If I was an ignore feature I would exploit myself.

 

[AlexBailey]

If I were a girl I’d be awesome with a strap on.

 

[Booboobear84]

If I were disciplined, I would be working instead of cruising lit

 

[Swuchmann]

If I was a female I would be total cock whore.