If I was a...then I would

[PlanetaryNebula]

If I was a donkey then i would punch you

 

[AlexBailey]

If I were straight and vanilla…hmm… I don’t know what the fuck I’d do.

 

[BrendaD]

If I was a donkey then i would punch you

Oh, don’t be an ass!

Oh golly! I‘m so funny!!! Giggle snort!

 

[Mattentive]

If I was Shakin' Stevens, I would bring out an eponymous sex toy.

 

[Bdm20]

If I was a donkey then i would punch you

If I was a donkey and you were a donkey, I’d…

 

[Photog1rl]

If I was in the beginning of my career I’d rethink things.

 

[snexxer]

If I was braver, I'd try more kinks.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

If I were a younger man, I'd experiment more and push more boundaries.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

If I were a younger man, I'd experiment more and push more boundaries.

You’re still a young man Lusty

 

[n8Romantic]

If I were in better shape, I'd be in great shape for a man twice my age.

 

[BadAmy]

If I were twenty years younger, everything would have been different.

 

[SoCalAshley]

If I were a fish I would ban this video:

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

If I were a jerk, I would...ummm...errr...I guess I already did that. Never mind.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

If I were twenty years younger, everything would have been different.

You, me and everyone else sister

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

If I were twenty years younger, everything would have been different.

Yeppppp

 

[Azuldrgon]

If I were smarter, I'd be in a better position in all facets of my life.
*hugs Nebs*

 

[Booboobear84]

If I were more confident about me and more realistic about my last startup I would have been self employed sooner.

 

[Shenanigans90]

If I was a player then I would be a professional baseball player. Succeed one out of three times and you are a multi millionaire.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

If I was a little bit taller, then I’d be a baller…

 

[Photog1rl]

If I wasn’t so trusting I wouldn’t be livid right now.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

If I was a little bit taller, then I’d be a baller…

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I wissssshhhh I like that song

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I wissssshhhh I like that song

Good or bad that is one of those permanently in my head.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Good or bad that is one of those permanently in my head.

Since like 7th grade

 

[Bdm20]

If I was a better man, I wouldn’t ever do anything that might hurt anyone.