Leigh81 Live life 110% Joined Jan 14, 2014 Posts 61,657 Oct 23, 2023 #176 If I were working then I would not be on here....maybe
curious_slut Dreaming Joined Jul 12, 2008 Posts 3,546 Nov 17, 2023 #177 If I were an ocean wave, I'd crash right into you.
sno_22 Snoman Joined Jul 16, 2005 Posts 11,139 Nov 23, 2023 #178 If I was a woman, I'd still only be interested in women If I was a comet, I'd pass just close enough to mess up the ozone layer If I was a star, I'd implode If I was a turkey, I'd be telling you to eat me
If I was a woman, I'd still only be interested in women If I was a comet, I'd pass just close enough to mess up the ozone layer If I was a star, I'd implode If I was a turkey, I'd be telling you to eat me
AnnyMouse28 Abstinent Joined Oct 11, 2020 Posts 4,953 Nov 23, 2023 #180 If I was not undatable/loveable/etc I wouldn't be spending the day alone or something like that.
Chillygirl I don’t know 🤷🏻♀️ Joined Jan 6, 2012 Posts 17,889 Nov 23, 2023 #181 If I was more motivated I’d rearrange my living room.
sallysparrow23 Don't blink Joined Apr 12, 2023 Posts 4,643 Nov 23, 2023 #182 If I was an ice cube, I'd melt in your mouth.
lilmissdarling His 🐭 Joined Aug 14, 2017 Posts 5,563 Nov 23, 2023 #183 If I was a beverage, I'd be a vodka cranberry
~Elizabeth~ Picasso’s Muse Joined Nov 12, 2002 Posts 32,401 Nov 24, 2023 #184 If I were a vibrator I would be turned on all the time.
Leigh81 Live life 110% Joined Jan 14, 2014 Posts 61,657 Nov 25, 2023 #185 If I were a polar bear, I'd be outside
curious_slut Dreaming Joined Jul 12, 2008 Posts 3,546 Nov 25, 2023 #186 If I were a watch, I'd still never be running on time.
H hardnshiney Virgin Joined Jan 7, 2021 Posts 2 Nov 25, 2023 #187 If I were a man that made sense I would ask all the willing women How much cents would I have to make ?
If I were a man that made sense I would ask all the willing women How much cents would I have to make ?
H hardnshiney Virgin Joined Jan 7, 2021 Posts 2 Nov 25, 2023 #188 curious_slut said: If I were a watch, I'd still never be running on time. Click to expand... If you’d let me watch I’d run on your time
curious_slut said: If I were a watch, I'd still never be running on time. Click to expand... If you’d let me watch I’d run on your time