Free Association thread 6

[JKendallDane]

They were very tasty !

Did you not get enough to share with the rest of us?

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[Javahead]

Did you not get enough to share with the rest of us?

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Of course I did! They're getting undressed now.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Of course I did! They're getting undressed now.

Do you prefer a simple vinaigrette, or do you lean towards the creamy dressings?

 

[Javahead]

Do you prefer a simple violation, or do you lean towards the creamy deflowerings?

The more prolonged and depraved the better, of course!

 

[Handley_Page]

The more prolonged and depraved the better, of course!

I'll bring me camera

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'll bring me camera

Phenomenology!

 

[Handley_Page]

Phenomenology!

Was that 'bumps on the skull" ?

 

[SamScribble]

Was that 'bumps on the skull" ?

Duck!

 

[Handley_Page]

Duck!

what sort of
Duck?

 

[oggbashan]

what sort of
Duck?

If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck and quacks like a duck?

It is a duck.

If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck and talks like a duck?

You need to check your medication. Ducks don't talk.

 

[SamScribble]

If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck and quacks like a duck?

It is a duck.

If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck and talks like a duck?

You need to check your medication. Ducks don't talk.

And ducks' quacks don't echo

 

[JKendallDane]

And ducks' quacks don't echo

Donald Duck talked, but he also quacked with a lisp.

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[SamScribble]

Donald Duck talked, but he also quacked with a lisp.

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Surely, you mean lithp.

 

[Handley_Page]

Surely, you mean lithp.

Nah. Litho wasn@t mentioned

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Nah. Litho wasn@t mentioned

I don't think cartoonists ever worked lithographically.

 

[Javahead]

I don't think cartoonists ever worked pornographically.

Fritz the Cat begs to differ.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Fritz the Cat begs to differ.

The Katzenjammer Kids

(Java - I think you've been confusing this thread with the misquote game).

 

[Javahead]

The Katzenjammer Kids

(Java - I think you've been confusing this thread with the misquote game).

My grandfather’s laughter.

(You’re right - sorry)

 

[Handley_Page]

My grandfather’s laughter.

(You’re right - sorry)

I don't recall hearing my Grandad laugh

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I don't recall hearing my Grandad laugh

1. Your memory is faulty.
2. Your Granddad was humourless.
3. Your Granddad wanted to set a good example of having a stiff upper lip.
4. Other.

 

[Handley_Page]

1. Your memory is faulty.
2. Your Granddad was humourless.
3. Your Granddad wanted to set a good example of having a stiff upper lip.
4. Other.

I think it was [4].
My grandmother may have had some influence . . .

 

[SamScribble]

I think it was [4].
My grandmother may have had some influence . . .

I think my grandfather used to chuckle. But it is now more that 70 years since we used to hang out together.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I think my grandfather used to chuckle. But it is now more that 70 years since we used to hang out together.

My grandmother used to chuckle whenever someone brought up the "caterpillar incident." She had a strange sense of humour; no one else found it funny that the caterpillar had set the kitchen curtains on fire.

 

[Handley_Page]

My grandmother used to chuckle whenever someone brought up the "caterpillar incident." She had a strange sense of humour; no one else found it funny that the caterpillar had set the kitchen curtains on fire.

You'll hopefully, tell us that story some time.
My old Grannie would seldom speak when they had company (like - us, for example), but if Grandad made some statement she didn't like she'd speak with quiet force; "Dad; shut up".

 

[oggbashan]

You'll hopefully, tell us that story some time.
My old Grannie would seldom speak when they had company (like - us, for example), but if Grandad made some statement she didn't like she'd speak with quiet force; "Dad; shut up".

My mother used to kick my father on the shin when he started to repeat one of his many-times-told stories we had all heard often before. At family Christmases he had some bruising.