Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[literaturechickfck]

Because her husband came home from the night shift before you left, and he's seeing red at you in his bed.

How do you manage a ménage?

Doing 69 is one way.
Why does jelly wiggle?

 

[VerbalRK]

Doing 69 is one way.
Why does jelly wiggle?

Just wait till it gets hard!

What’s on the dark side of the moon?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Just wait till it gets hard!

What’s on the dark side of the moon?

Your deepest desires.

Why was "nightwalking" illegal in Elizabethan England?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Your deepest desires.

Why was "nightwalking" illegal in Elizabethan England?

Because vampires were illegal. Oh, you could suck, just not... that!

What is a cryptid?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Because vampires were illegal. Oh, you could suck, just not... that!

What is a cryptid?

It's another term for necrophilia. "Crypt," referring to entombment, and "id," the Freudian term for sexual desire.

What is a Freudian slip?

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

It was the term coined by Sigmund Freud describing the way his wife would remove her undergarments.

Why do bananas come in bunches?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

It was the term coined by Sigmund Freud describing the way his wife would remove her undergarments.

Why do bananas come in bunches?

Because they're really into 'the lifestyle' ... if you know what I mean. Bananakake anyone?

What is group think ?

 

[VerbalRK]

Because they're really into 'the lifestyle' ... if you know what I mean. Bananakake anyone?

What is group think ?

It’s like when swingers can’t figure out who is fucking whom!

Which is the safest car?

 

[ChibiFangirl]

No, they're still sore from earlier.

Will you still love me tomorrow?

As an aside-
Al Jaffee, the man who created "Snappy Answers to stupid questions" for Mad Magazine is either rolling in his grave, or quite proud of this.

Probably not because I'm fucking your husband.

Is there an afterlife?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Probably not because I'm fucking your husband.

Is there an afterlife?

Does anybody aftercare?

What is the meaning of life?