Good question: The slide initially, gently but firmly.
To let the other doggers know to cum on over.
Daylight Savings Time gives you an extra hour of darkness after work to indulge your kinks.
That's when your wife moons you in front of your son. I feel I have to add 'adult' son.
Because her husband came home from the night shift before you left, and he's seeing red at you in his bed.
Because vampires were illegal. Oh, you could suck, just not... that!
It's another term for necrophilia. "Crypt," referring to entombment, and "id," the Freudian term for sexual desire.
Because they're really into 'the lifestyle' ... if you know what I mean. Bananakake anyone?
It’s like when swingers can’t figure out who is fucking whom!
Oh that I gaze upon her heavenly naked form, quivering under my playful touch. She is everything.
Well a hand is not as big as a foot so it could mean you’re giving her 7 to 10 inches and not the full 12.
It really isn't. While a woman might want you to "pound her pussy," she'd hardly be interested in having it "kilogrammed."
This is false. Napoleon found the expression “pound my pussy!” to be crass and hoped “kilogram my pussy!” would catch on.
