Fastest time to orgasm??

[WillyBoyIsHere]

Once when in my 30s, I timed myself. I lined up one of my favourite VHS porn tapes, and stripped off and lay on my bed. My cock was totally soft. I hit PLAY on the VHS and started to masturbate, trying to come as quickly as I could.
I surprised myself by ejaculating in 35 seconds.
I was wondering - could this be something of a record?

 

[gtnlynn]

It may be a record, but my fastest was about the same. My wife and I had dated almost eight years and I had never fucked her. Plenty of hand jobs and orgasms, but no actual sex until our wedding night. She came out wearing the sexiest thing I had ever seen. After very brief foreplay, I stuck my cock in her and it only took about two thrusts before I unloaded inside her. Fortunately, I reloaded quickly and was able to last a lot longer after that.

 

[Sgts19]

Parking in HS with a girl, she reached over put her hand on it game over exploded in my pants. Sure wish I came as much now as I did back then

 

[y=mx+b]

By myself. 3 minutes.
With another. 5 minutes.


Was probably faster in my youth.

 

[Escierto]

One time my trans girlfriend was horny and she wanted to fuck me so I got in position for her to mount me. I could feel her push her cock into my ass and then she said, "Oh no!" and I felt her pull her cock out. I asked her what was wrong and she sheepishly said, "I cum already". She shot her load as soon as she penetrated my hole. I laughed and said I was happy because it showed how much she wanted me.

 

[Tessinwales]

At a conference I met a guy. We really had the hots for each other. At the end of the day I was in my hotel room, he knocked on the door. Within seconds we were both naked, on the bed and really desperate to fuck. He mounted me and began to penetrate me .... I orgasmed in about 20 seconds. We were very keen.

 

[J_Bone]

I had a long distance FWB I had in another state back in my 20s. Neither of us wanted a relationship out of if and it probably wouldn't have worked, but it was like our bodies, kinks and sex drives were tailor made for each other. For several years, we'd figure out a way to meet up a couple times a year for a long weekend and fuck each other's brains out. We'd share details of the dates we had and/or any sex we were having and would often chat on the phone for hours late at night masturbating and each telling the other what we were going to do to each other next time we met. And she'd also send me risque greeting cards every so often as well as sexy pics with little notes on the back, stuff that just built the tension.

After a long time between hookups, it was finally going to happen when she was coming to visit some family a couple hours from where I was in college. She was going to fly in early enough that we would have three nights together at a nice hotel at the airport.

I got there an hour or so before her and checked in and was just hanging out in the room. I had purposefully not had sex nor masturbated for several days prior, which was probably a record for me back then. Finally there was a knock and when I opened the door, there she was.....gorgeous and sexy as always, tan with a sexy AF little form fitting sleeveless dress on with no bra.

We didn't say a word, just started making out like we were trying to suck each other's souls up against the wall as we stripped each other's clothes off and made it to the bed. We both knew what we wanted and wanted it right then, no extended foreplay, just me deep inside of her. All she had left on was a black thong and I didn't even bother taking it off, just laid her on the edge of the bed, pulled it to the side and plunged balls deep in one hard thrust into her soaked hole.

We looked and sounded like animals, grunting, groaning, her thrashing around on the bed. I even remember the phone getting knocked off the nightstand somehow. It wasn't but maybe 30 seconds and a dozen deep thrusts at the most when, due to saving up for a few days and more specifically the months of anticipation for this very moment, I absolutely exploded inside of her with a massive load that seemed to go on forever, but was probably a solid minute and might have been back to back as that happened to me some back then. It was not only the quickest, but probably the most intense I've had.

The rest of that long weekend is somewhat of a sexual blur, although there were some other specific memories that stick still today. But that first orgasm of the trip was insane.

 

[NewEng]

Too quick when I want it to last, too slow when I am in a hurry

 

[Treeview]

We had our meet-n-greet date on Monday. Happy Hour on Weds. Dinner on Saturday.

The table at the restaurant Saturday wasn't very private so there was no touchy feely under the table. Touching each other during dinner and our talk did set up a nice sexual tension.

While I was driving from dinner to my house her hands started wandering. Hard to get too amoress with bucket seats and the transmission hump. Her hands worked their way down to my belt buckle. Mmm...she unbuckled and slipped her hand in. Herfingers barely had touched my erection and I popped off...I was so embarassed for cumming so quickly. I started to apologize for lasting nomore than seconds when i looked over at her as I was drving. Her cum covered hand had been pulledout andshe was smiling as she licked her fingers. Ohhhhhhhh! She wasn't bothered with the quick cum.

 

[Wylie3]

Around 10 minutes, these days can be over an hour

 

[van_delay]

On the rare occasion I get to put my penis inside my wife it usually only lasts a minute or Two.

 

[ericalauren]

I’ve never timed myself, but I’m guessing my shortest time is maybe one minute and thirty seconds.

 

[WillyBoyIsHere]

Thanks for all the replies. My "35 seconds to ejaculation" was from the starting point of a totally soft penis, which makes it a bit different.
When having sex I would want to cum within two minutes of penetration, and learned how to slow it down. 10 seconds of not moving every few minutes did the trick. If I had had a lot to drink it was a different matter. I could hammer away like a porn star without any urgency to cum. On a few occasions, I could not ejaculate in a pussy and it needed a blowjob to finish me off.

 

[And4778]

I’ve never timed myself, but I’m guessing my shortest time is maybe one minute and thirty seconds.

I would definitely prefer to spend more time than that with you

 

[ericalauren]

I would definitely prefer to spend more time than that with you

I'm not interested in ever having sex. I was talking about masturbation.

 

[And4778]

Oh OK. Sorry my bad. I misunderstood