Hornblende
Exploring eloquence
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Oh, I forgot about the maglite. But that was his idea, not mine.
You forgot about it? Is it still in there?
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Oh, I forgot about the maglite. But that was his idea, not mine.
You forgot about it? Is it still in there?
You forgot about it? Is it still in there?
You forgot about it? Is it still in there?
Just to clarify, it's the "weirdest thing YOU have ever masturbated with."
Weird is relative. So, of everything you've used, what was the weirdest? Could just be a thumb. Or a toy. Or ... well, some of you freaks will have used things I've never even considered (I hope), but whatever is your weirdest is good enough for me.
Oh, I forgot about the maglite. But that was his idea, not mine.
You forgot about it? Is it still in there?
I was in preschool. On the playground he invited me on a date to run through the sprinklers at his house on Saturday. His mom made us PB&J's and gave us potato chips, Kool-Aid and cupcakes. He must have watched a lot of movies because he kissed me and told me I was beautiful and he wanted to marry me.
Bonus: His name was Carl. He was the older brother of a friend and I'd had a crush on him for years. He was too old for me, I was still in high school. My parents would never have let me go, they were pretty strict. I lied and said I was sleeping at a friends that night when he (FINALLY) asked me out. We went for burgers, it all seemed ok but he was giving out mixed signals. He asked if I wanted to go for a drive, I said sure because I was convinced I liked him, he drove me to the middle of nowhere, played the "put out or get out" card and it was pre-cell phones. So I got out and walked back to the nearest populated area in my not so sensible cute date shoes (almost 4 miles I found out later)and found a pay phone and called my best friend. She couldn't drive yet. We didn't want my parents finding out and I somehow figured this was all my fault, so I didn't want to call his sister who could have come to get me. So my best friend went and asked her neighbor to bring her to get me. He was a nice guy a few years older than us that I'd never noticed before and didn't even hesitate. He also threatened to break Carl's arm.
Bonus 2: After the above story, the neighbor, asked me out 2 weeks later. He liked that I hadn't put up with the bullshit, that I'd been willing to walk home if necessary and I liked that he was a decent guy. He took me for a super fancy dinner and to a movie after insisting on picking me up AT HOME and meeting my parents. He promised to have me home at a reasonable hour and did so. He kissed me twice that night. Once in a way that made my stomach do flips and then again very sweetly at my front door. We dated for over a year after that and we're still friends.
Wow I saw all the comments here and I'm kind of surprised. And touched.
I'm pretty sure almost every woman I know has a "Carl story" of sorts.
It's not really that unusual (and also why I was always upfront with my kids about the importance of being where you say you are)
Wow I saw all the comments here and I'm kind of surprised. And touched.
I'm pretty sure almost every woman I know has a "Carl story" of sorts.
It's not really that unusual (and also why I was always upfront with my kids about the importance of being where you say you are)
*groans*Everyone should teach their kids to be Carl-ful.
Sorry, I had to.
Everyone should teach their kids to be Carl-ful.
Sorry, I had to.
What is the strangest object you have ever masturbated with?
Bonus: What made you think "I'm gonna ____ with ____?"
Extra Bonus: Did it work for you? Why or why not?
Super Duper Bonus: Give us the dirty details.
Have you ever taken part in any form of public nudity? A wet T-shirt contest, stripper challenge, nude beach, pose for an art class? If so, details. If not, why not and would you like to?
Bonus: What's the most you've shown on Lit publicly?
Super Bonus: What's the most you've shown a Litster privately?
Super Extra Glitter Bomb Bonus: What's the most you'll show me privately? Prove it.
Have you ever taken part in any form of public nudity? A wet T-shirt contest, stripper challenge, nude beach, pose for an art class? If so, details. If not, why not and would you like to?
Bonus: What's the most you've shown on Lit publicly?
Super Bonus: What's the most you've shown a Litster privately?
Super Extra Glitter Bomb Bonus: What's the most you'll show me privately? Prove it.
Have you ever taken part in any form of public nudity? A wet T-shirt contest, stripper challenge, nude beach, pose for an art class? If so, details. If not, why not and would you like to?
Bonus: What's the most you've shown on Lit publicly?
Super Bonus: What's the most you've shown a Litster privately?
Super Extra Glitter Bomb Bonus: What's the most you'll show me privately? Prove it.
Have you ever taken part in any form of public nudity? A wet T-shirt contest, stripper challenge, nude beach, pose for an art class? If so, details. If not, why not and would you like to?
Bonus: What's the most you've shown on Lit publicly?
Super Bonus: What's the most you've shown a Litster privately?
Super Extra Glitter Bomb Bonus: What's the most you'll show me privately? Prove it.
Most shown on Lit would have been a full frontal in one of the pic threads I experimented in a year or so ago.
I've shown quite a bit on Lit, in this very thread, actually (page 27 ).
Super Extra Glitter Bomb Bonus: Is there commensurate reciprocity? I didn't see it mentioned
SEGBB: Do you really want to go there? I don't think you can handle the truth!
What do you want to see JSG? Your wish is my command
Have you ever taken part in any form of public nudity? A wet T-shirt contest, stripper challenge, nude beach, pose for an art class? If so, details. If not, why not and would you like to?
Bonus: What's the most you've shown on Lit publicly?
Super Bonus: What's the most you've shown a Litster privately?
Super Extra Glitter Bomb Bonus: What's the most you'll show me privately? Prove it.
*cough*You should all go to page 27*cough*It's worth the effort*cough*
I've done the skinny dipping thing before in a river with a group of friends, guys and girls. An appropriate amount of alcohol was involved.
Years ago, with another name, I showed errrrrythang on Lit. Since I came back, I think the most revealing was a couple bra/tummy/panty shots.
Privately? No holds barred. And then some.
What do you want to see JSG? Your wish is my command
Have you ever taken part in any form of public nudity? A wet T-shirt contest, stripper challenge, nude beach, pose for an art class? If so, details. If not, why not and would you like to?
Bonus: What's the most you've shown on Lit publicly?
Super Bonus: What's the most you've shown a Litster privately?
Super Extra Glitter Bomb Bonus: What's the most you'll show me privately? Prove it.
But that ^^^ wasn't an answer to my question. What do you want to see?