_Milky_Whites_
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True sign you're a CCRN. You watch throat fucking porn and all you think is "wow, I bet they'd be easy to intubate".
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Hahaha! Don't be sorry!Hmm. I can't quite help with the man part, so I can offer you two things:
1. A night of pleasure and pain, being tied up, whipped, clamped, and beaten. Then being forced to cum until it becomes unbearable, and then spoiled, pampered, and cuddled in a nice hot bath....
2. Lopressor 5mg Iv.
Take your pick.
Sorry----- definitely bi creeping this morning
Haha! I was just thinking that while playing with the 'difficult airway cart!'True sign you're a CCRN. You watch throat fucking porn and all you think is "wow, I bet they'd be easy to intubate".
I have a pulse!So you are alive.
I was beginning to wonder.
My first weaning experience— after two days of weaning failure.
I looked at the patient in the face and said: The tube is coming out today, are you ready for that? The patients eyes became so large and her head was shaking yes, yes.
The tube came out and the patient smiled! I said: Hello! You did great!
A few hours later she says with a raspy voice: “You look like a movie star, the one who played that prostitute in paris! She carried around a small black poodle with her! What is her name? I can’t remember! You are so beautiful!”
I asked: Do you remember me?
She said: Yes, thank you for taking care of me.
I said: Yeah, this nurse costume is just my disguise. I am a movie star in real life!
A few hours later she says with a raspy voice: “You look like a movie star, the one who played that prostitute in paris! She carried around a small black poodle with her! What is her name? I can’t remember! You are so beautiful!”
I asked: Do you remember me?
She said: Yes, thank you for taking care of me.
I said: Yeah, this nurse costume is just my disguise. I am a movie star in real life!
I knew I recognized you from somewhere.... You are a beautiful actress.
I have no idea! I told her I would look it up on the internet but clearly I have been too lazy. It is quite possible the lady was disorientated status post a few days in the sleeper hold of the milky white diprivan drip drip drip.Not only don't I know the actress, I have no idea what movie this is referring to. Hint, please?
I still cry every time I bag a body.
After an appropriate moment of silence I continue to perv on with a low grade fever.
I still cry every time I bag a body.
After an appropriate moment of silence I continue to perv on with a low grade fever.
Pediatrics is another story and I won't go there. It takes a special kind of nurse to work that and I don't fit in.Rough. Really rough. I really had trouble with dead kids, couldn't handle that well emotionally. So I can relate.
Best advice I can give is to get your s/o to screw you unconscious. Nothing is as life-affirming as sex.
If he won't, call me. 8)
I think most people value friendly warm smiles and reassuring words, especially in such a vulnerable state. Let's face it: The H is a scary place.Im sorry sweetie I feel you there All of my regulars have been dying off like flies lately...
We have one that we had to send up to ICU in a critical state last night, that always loves me and hugs on me. I remember one of the first times that i met him and we talked, he hugged me, and said, "When I die, I will have so many amazing people at my funeral!" I dread the fact that it will actually be soon
Edited: I'm not sure if it's just that I am from the South, but my patients are very huggy and very friendly and value a friendly, warm smile and nice words over anything.
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I don't hug often, and I don't use words like: sweetie, honey, baby- towards my patients because it feels disrespectful to me. I say Mr. Smith, Mrs. Clark etc, until they tell me to use there first name which they often do.
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Mr. J, It's time for your treatment.Perfect.
Mr. J, It's time for your treatment.