sweepthefloor
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Cause day shift is too busy for that shit.How did you know?
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Cause day shift is too busy for that shit.How did you know?
Fucking paperworks.HIPAA bastards!
I have been known to shut the fuck up too, but I will open my mouth sometimes.
Men who pitch tents are hott to me. I imagine many things.And at that point I pitched a tent. 8)
Under the sleeping bag?And at that point I pitched a tent. 8)
Let's get started on something else! I might know some other things he is unaware of. WTFI really liked your paper because I was unaware of telestroke before this paper. So let’s get started.
My paper is done so I am drinking wine out of a sauce jar.
Ha! Nooo! Come back! I want to assess your LOC.A cheap box Chard in a jelly jar really gets the job done in my neck of the trailer park. Well, actually, I tend to go with jam, but after a spell you can't really tell once the label gets peeled off.
Oops, gotta run, Jersey Shore's up.
Uh Oh.
^ and then I will be kicked out of school for perversion in the first degree.
Sperm nuts pulsing in an open mouth-I have an Xmas song for you, then. Just thought of it yesterday.
All us perverts are together
Fa la la la la, la la la la
We'll be perving on forever
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Lay me down on sheets of leather
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la
Tickle my ass with a feather
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la
Should make caroling a lot more interesting.
Inappropriate nurse/doctor conversation of the week:
Nurse: Patient A needs more pulmonary care, I put him in a percussion/vibrate bed to beat his back for chest therapy. These beds are the best things ever.
Doctor: You find an empty room and put a quarter in?
Nurse: I save my quarters for the mechanical bull rides.
(on the telephone of course)
I don't know which of the last two posts was funnier.
Thanks for the laughs, needed them badly.