Are there any Lit members that want to fuck you?

[Ubiquitious_too]

Well, no one has specifically told me so today...

 

[lacandy]

God, I hope so. Otherwise all my stellar wit is going to waste (oh, and the bra pic in my profile too )

 

[LadyJS]

Not a one.

 

[neakman]

God, I hope so. Otherwise all my stellar wit is going to waste (oh, and the bra pic in my profile too )

ohhhh, so that is what it is there for......

 

[jameslewis]

I was hoping for St. Patricks maybe Dick Fitzpussy might meet up with Pussy Fitzdick. Doesn't look like it though. Not much chance for Biggy O'gasm.

 

[ann21red]

may be a few

 

[DarkSimian]

at this point, I have no clue

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Not yet, today...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ooooooof course. Who wouldn't want to fuck me?!?

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Ooooooof course. Who wouldn't want to fuck me?!?

No offense, but if all your body parts are skinny little "sticks", I'd think many would pass. Hopefully, they're not!

 

[Lord Pmann]

No offense, but if all your body parts are skinny little "sticks", I'd think many would pass. Hopefully, they're not!

Well then you're missing out on the best 2-5 minutes of your (my) life, as I tell every girl who refuses to have sex with me!

Your loss!

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Well then you're missing out on the best 2-5 minutes of your (my) life, as I tell every girl who refuses to have sex with me!

Your loss!

The best 2-5 minutes? Really?

Really?

 

[Lord Pmann]

The best 2-5 minutes? Really?

Really?

2-4.

 

[suckonsimon]

The best 2-5 minutes? Really?

Really?

Let's take 2-5 hours. That might just be long enough. On reflection, with you darling, not long enough. xx

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

2-4.

Then you're missing the best 45 minutes of YOUR life.
*winks at Simon*

I'm glad they aren't referred to as "One Minute Stands" or Two, even.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Let's take 2-5 hours. That might just be long enough. On reflection, with you darling, not long enough. xx

Then you're missing the best 45 minutes of YOUR life.
*winks at Simon*

45 minutes?!? What the fuck are we gonna do with the other 41-43???? We've already done it twice in my scenario.

 

[vibes]

45 minutes?!? What the fuck are we gonna do with the other 41-43???? We've already done it twice in my scenario.

Twice in 2-4 minutes? what are you? a rat

 

[Lord Pmann]

Twice in 2-4 minutes? what are you? a rat

I'm efficient. None of this prolonged bullshit. I get it done. I don't lie and say things like 2-5 hours. Who the fuck am I, Sting?

I get in. Get it done.

I'm quite sure the number of people who wanna fuck me just spiked. AMIRIGHT!!?

 

[vibes]

I'm efficient. None of this prolonged bullshit. I get it done. I don't lie and say things like 2-5 hours. Who the fuck am I, Sting?

I get in. Get it done.

I'm quite sure the number of people who wanna fuck me just spiked. AMIRIGHT!!?

Okay but ... twice

 

[Lord Pmann]

Okay but ... twice

I am a rainmaker. I make things happen.

 

[Tiamo15]

Well I'd take a quickie right about now.

 

[vibes]

Well I'd take a quickie right about now.

Too bad the Lord here gives out two ... or nothing

 

[Tiamo15]

On second thought, maybe not THAT brief of a quickie! Two might kinda make up for it though.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Well I'd take a quickie right about now.

How YOU doing?!

See vibes, there's a girl who enjoys a man who makes shit happen and doesn't beat around the bush, so to speak. (That's very clever word play, FYI)

 

[vibes]

How YOU doing?!

See vibes, there's a girl who enjoys a man who makes shit happen and doesn't beat around the bush, so to speak. (That's very clever word play, FYI)

Wait until you've cum twice and totally unaware she comes up with her second thought ...