30s male usa, seeking nice cute lady
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let's see...
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20668505
1ml = 1 g
(who the hell actually does a study to measure the weight of semen? that's got to be an old "rule" like rule 34. if it exists, it's been studied.)
based on my earlier calculations, that's 73 to 730 grams for weight or 2.5 to 250 ounces of spooge.
but that doesn't take into account evaparation.
http://gizmodo.com/5917809/the-truth-about-semen
which leads to the next question. what percentage of semen is left after evaporation?
only then will i know how heavy "the wank sheet" will get.
but i'm 2.5 to 250 ounces lighter now and i'm really sleepy. another time.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20668505
1ml = 1 g
(who the hell actually does a study to measure the weight of semen? that's got to be an old "rule" like rule 34. if it exists, it's been studied.)
based on my earlier calculations, that's 73 to 730 grams for weight or 2.5 to 250 ounces of spooge.
but that doesn't take into account evaparation.
http://gizmodo.com/5917809/the-truth-about-semen
which leads to the next question. what percentage of semen is left after evaporation?
only then will i know how heavy "the wank sheet" will get.
but i'm 2.5 to 250 ounces lighter now and i'm really sleepy. another time.
this is nuts... (no pun intended)
if i really wanted to know i could get one of these scales.
http://www.oldwillknottscales.com/precision-scales.html
measure the weight of a paper towel. then spooge into that for a week, let it dry out, and reweigh it.
or i could weigh it fresh because heck why not? i paid for the scale. i want to get as much use out of it as possible.
several years later... "hey, are your biceps bigger?" "yeah, i had to move a sheet around. i need to do laundry."
"why is the washing machine broke?" "i don't know. i was only washing a sheet. but it weighed ten pounds."
if i really wanted to know i could get one of these scales.
http://www.oldwillknottscales.com/precision-scales.html
measure the weight of a paper towel. then spooge into that for a week, let it dry out, and reweigh it.
or i could weigh it fresh because heck why not? i paid for the scale. i want to get as much use out of it as possible.
several years later... "hey, are your biceps bigger?" "yeah, i had to move a sheet around. i need to do laundry."
"why is the washing machine broke?" "i don't know. i was only washing a sheet. but it weighed ten pounds."
Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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you're laughing at science! you shouldn't laugh at science.
or penises.giggling is ok. pointing and laughing is kind of rude.
sorry. shoulda said giggles. i'm definitely more of a giggler.
okay, maybe snickers.
don't throw three posts at me like that, i haven't had my coffee yet!
i'll get to the others later.
*wakes up*
that decimal point makes a difference. the answer to the question everyone's been wondering.
if it's 73 to 730ml of spooge,
and you kept that fresh from drying out,
it would take 5.1 years to 51.8 years to...
fill up a gallon container.
ew.
*thinks my sheet is like some kind of asynchronous solo bukkakke fest going on.*
sn, sn, sniff...
i has a pleasant bouquet.
that decimal point makes a difference. the answer to the question everyone's been wondering.
if it's 73 to 730ml of spooge,
and you kept that fresh from drying out,
it would take 5.1 years to 51.8 years to...
fill up a gallon container.
ew.*thinks my sheet is like some kind of asynchronous solo bukkakke fest going on.*
sn, sn, sniff...
i has a pleasant bouquet.
this new clinical strength strength antiperspirant has been burning my armpits.
i also put it on my balls. don't worry ladies, my balls are tougher than my armpits.
you know what means? i got a whole bottle of antiperspirant for my balls now.
i also put it on my balls.
don't worry ladies, my balls are tougher than my armpits. you know what means?
i got a whole bottle of antiperspirant for my balls now.oh god... I keep seeing Frozen/Elsa ads now. is that why she's smiling? does she know I was looking at Elsa nudes? is she judging me? is she secretly pissed off but covering it with a smile? did google see what I was looking for and then display frozen ads anywhere I went online? even at work? how'd they do that?
similar reaction this morning. lol
now they're staring at me....
is she judging me? is she secretly pissed off but covering it with a smile? did google see what I was looking for and then display frozen ads anywhere I went online? even at work? how'd they do that?
similar reaction this morning. lol
now they're staring at me....
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http://gotopless.org/topless-laws
just saying... it's good to be informed and all that.
*wouldn't have turned in any topless women anyway.*
i found an untapped market niche.
hat... for penises. not a penis hat that you put on your head and it looks like a penis but a hat that goes on the penis head.
scarves, bowties.... could be formal like top hat and tie.
like this but nicer and real.
ran across this too. this looks scary and the furniture category is interesting.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2-pc...-Extender-Enlargement-2-Sizes/1490891346.html
and then one night the lady gets him to whip it out and discovers something like this...
hat... for penises. not a penis hat that you put on your head and it looks like a penis but a hat that goes on the penis head.
scarves, bowties.... could be formal like top hat and tie.
like this but nicer and real.
ran across this too. this looks scary and the furniture category is interesting.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2-pc...-Extender-Enlargement-2-Sizes/1490891346.html
and then one night the lady gets him to whip it out and discovers something like this...
I think I'd go with a dashing penis hat with cape. that would impress.
ahem... ladies? would you like some cunninglingus?
thought so.
ok. first lay back and position the monitor between your legs.
get the monitor up nice and close. yeah, you might need to wipe it down afterwards. this is gonna be good.
monitor squished in between your legs? pussy to the screen? good.
now click here
enjoy.
ahem... ladies? would you like some cunninglingus?
thought so.
ok. first lay back and position the monitor between your legs.
get the monitor up nice and close.
yeah, you might need to wipe it down afterwards. this is gonna be good. monitor squished in between your legs? pussy to the screen? good.
now click here
enjoy.
ashesatwork
Single not to mingle
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lol 8??? seems a tad over the top
it's like a pillow harem. i only really use three. the old ones hold stuff up.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_intelligence
"According to Rosemary Hopcroft, a sociologist at the University of North Carolina at Charlotte, intelligence is inversely linked with sexual frequency (people with higher levels of education often report lower numbers of sexual partners)."
!!! i must be a genius! lol
... a fucking genius, yeah. lol someone called me that before. i wouldn't mind being a "fucking" genius. lol
ladies.... lol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_intelligence
"According to Rosemary Hopcroft, a sociologist at the University of North Carolina at Charlotte, intelligence is inversely linked with sexual frequency (people with higher levels of education often report lower numbers of sexual partners)."
!!! i must be a genius! lol
... a fucking genius, yeah. lol someone called me that before. i wouldn't mind being a "fucking" genius. lol
ladies.... lol
Skankstar
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according to wikipedia, a guy ejaculates .1 to 1 mL each time.
two wank sessions per day over a year is 730. that's 73 to 730mL of spooge.
which is about 1/3 of a cup or 1.5 pints per year.
when was the last time i washed this towel....
I don't think wikipedia is right. Its got to be more than 1ml. You can choke on that stuff.
And 730 ml is closer to 3 cups if u are on the upper end of the scale. I cup = 250ml
sigh
thought i'd have sex in ten years when i was a teenager. that wa s along time ago. no sex ever happened. the ten year mark was more than 15 years ago now. i thought i'd have 7-8 girlfriends and eventually settle on just the right one but that never happened either. never had sex. fewer dates than i could count on one hand. ever. ever ever. one of them couldn't comprehend that. never kissed a girl. never held a hand. pity sex wouldn't do any good. i wouldn't enjoy it. i'd rather have nothing than have sex just to have sex. even if wanted to have sex i wouldn't find someone. i calculated makeup orgasms on here once for a future girlfriend but even that's seeming pointless now. it looks like i'll never have a girlfriend and will never have sex. never kiss. never even hold hands. that's not what i ever expected. i always pictured a girlfriend in my future. but now is that a future or the future time i was picturing has already past.
omg..
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=350796
throwing in the towel does sound right. jesus christ....
i predict it will just be wanking by myself for the rest of my life. no girlfriend, just this. this is it. damn.
thought i'd have sex in ten years when i was a teenager. that wa s along time ago. no sex ever happened. the ten year mark was more than 15 years ago now. i thought i'd have 7-8 girlfriends and eventually settle on just the right one but that never happened either. never had sex. fewer dates than i could count on one hand. ever. ever ever. one of them couldn't comprehend that. never kissed a girl. never held a hand. pity sex wouldn't do any good. i wouldn't enjoy it. i'd rather have nothing than have sex just to have sex. even if wanted to have sex i wouldn't find someone. i calculated makeup orgasms on here once for a future girlfriend but even that's seeming pointless now. it looks like i'll never have a girlfriend and will never have sex. never kiss. never even hold hands. that's not what i ever expected. i always pictured a girlfriend in my future. but now is that a future or the future time i was picturing has already past.
omg..
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=350796
throwing in the towel does sound right. jesus christ....
i predict it will just be wanking by myself for the rest of my life. no girlfriend, just this. this is it. damn.
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it sucks (and not in a good way) when i find a webcam with a cute girl but she's doing something gross. anal... gross. in tonight's case, she licking a guy's butthole. that's gross. i don't want to see that. but she's cute and it's sex stuff. but it's a guy's butthole.... gag. eventually the grossness wins out and have to click away.
oo a scissoring cam.
oo a scissoring cam.
