middle of the night....
*loud bass thumps* "it's brittny baby!!!!"
fuck, i rolled over onto the keyboard and triggered an ad or something.
*recollects, curls up in my bed-nest in my many pillows*
a minute passes.
*unleashes a horrifically loud, deep, fart*
you know if you were here, and we were spooning, and you were the big spoon, that could have been... well, it would also have been like short-term, air-powered vibrator type of thing going on there.
and my penis is a bit chafed again.
*loud bass thumps* "it's brittny baby!!!!"
fuck, i rolled over onto the keyboard and triggered an ad or something.
*recollects, curls up in my bed-nest in my many pillows*
a minute passes.
*unleashes a horrifically loud, deep, fart*
you know if you were here, and we were spooning, and you were the big spoon, that could have been... well, it would also have been like short-term, air-powered vibrator type of thing going on there.
and my penis is a bit chafed again.