JJonah
Literotica Guru
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False. I'd rather go snorkeling with them.
TPBM loves cucumber lemon shake.
Mmmm. Why not? True.
TPBM has never swum in the ocean.
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False. I'd rather go snorkeling with them.
TPBM loves cucumber lemon shake.
Mmmm. Why not? True.
TPBM has never swum in the ocean.
False. I have
TPBM has never seen an iceberg
False, raw seafood is awesome!
TPBM has been on a nude beach before.
False, don't have the courage to do so
TPBM has had phone sex
Why yes. Yes he has. Quite true.
TPBM has been in a long-distance relationship.
False.
TPBM has hooked up with an ex.
False. Done is done.
TPBM loves nachos. Answer very carefully.
False.. I don't have handcuffs. Almost did but the cops apparently "keep" them once you are released from custody...
Tpbm has masturbated twice today
False - but now I have a goal
TPBM is going wear a sundress this weekend
True.
TPBM wants some of the cookies I'm baking!
True - now don't be just teasing me about the cookies or the sundress
TPBM is wearing slippers?
I am! And a maxi dress. Teal/green with asst. flowers. Low cut front and back. No sleeves.
TPBM loves animals.
Yeah! True that.
TPBM loves video games.
Nope... Unless it's Mario Bros. Nintendo..old skool.
Tpbm needs to laugh out loud today
True!!, everyday as a matter of fact. But it happens almost every day I can think of.
TPBM needs to find sexy panties to wear.
Panties? We don't need no stinking panties!
Tpbm is going to listen to my drunken diatribe on the drunk thread...lol
True. You have a fun laugh
TPBM is going to get tipsy this evening.
Sadly, false. But tomorrow, that's a different story...
TPBM has July 4th plans.
False
TPBM has masturbated at work.
False. Never had time for that.
TPBM loves bungee jumping.
False. But I’ve masturbated at work.
TPBM has never eaten bison meat.