What should I put inside

Liar said:

A pint sized armadillo.

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DesEsseintes said:

Those European-mandated 500ml armadillos just aren't the same, are they?

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Liar said:

I'm all for the metric system, but keep it the hell away from my fauna.

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DesEsseintes said:

Good point. No matter what they say, a 5.5 metre shark will never be as frightening as an 18 foot one.

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cumcumcum555 said:

Really feeling the need to have something inside me right now...what should it be?

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tedsbeds said:

Me, me,please!

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So you like to play with toys. You told me that when we were driving home from college. Well I have didoes, big, small, light and black, soft and firm. phallic that glow in dark, plastic pricks that vibrate with one, two or three speeds, two or more heads, nipple clamps, ankle restraints all manner of toys, not to mention my Louisville Slugger. That is all well and good but no substitute for a skilled hand, a quick tongue and the good old in and out.

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Fata Morgana said:

Both hands so you can't post any more drivel like this.

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Stewart_Pidd said:

a mescaline cactus coated with PCP bro!

Stew

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