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LandP2
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I'm not on the pill.
Words you do not want to hear during intercourse
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You are almost as good as my last three boyfriends...
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Hey!!! That my daughter you cradle robber!!!
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So... your mom called earlier....
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sexy_hottie_2003
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*in a deep voice* I'm really a man.
(And no I'm not. I'm a lady.
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(And no I'm not. I'm a lady.
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Wait...you look like my brother ..eek 
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Can my grandmother join us?
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Oh god the condom is stuck inside me.
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I learned this move when I got my fourth VD
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ForeverDreaming
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I'm done
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What's that smell???
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Just ignore the sore, I get them all the time.
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You like me this wet? I'll have him cum in me every time before you do!
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"I'm going to cum all over them titties."
First off, your splooge isn't something I want spread all over my chest. Second, just because you are excited that you WERE about to get laid doesn't mean you can just throw the rules of English out the window.
Small vent session. Sorry!
First off, your splooge isn't something I want spread all over my chest. Second, just because you are excited that you WERE about to get laid doesn't mean you can just throw the rules of English out the window.
Small vent session. Sorry!
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