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His cock was titanium-hard
As she squatted out in the yard
The neighbours looked on


His cock was titanium-hard
Which led her to lower her guard
...and her panties too :devil:
 
His cock was titanium-hard
As she squatted out in the yard
The neighbours looked on
From their topiary swan



His cock was titanium-hard
Which led her to lower her guard
...and her panties too :devil:
What's a girl to do? ;)
 
His cock was titanium-hard
As she squatted out in the yard
The neighbours looked on
From their topiary swan
Her bush left them mentally scarred


His cock was titanium-hard
Which led her to lower her guard
...and her panties too :devil:
What's a girl to do? ;)
'Cept open her 'Grand St Bernard' :)
 
His cock was titanium-hard
As she squatted out in the yard
The neighbours looked on
From their topiary swan
Her bush left them mentally scarred


His cock was titanium-hard
Which led her to lower her guard
...and her panties too :devil:
What's a girl to do? ;)
'Cept open her 'Grand St Bernard' :)

:D

Her talent for oral drew fame
 
His cock was titanium-hard
As she squatted out in the yard
The neighbours looked on
they tended the lawn
But soon they were mentally scarred :eek:
 
Her talent for oral drew fame
could render the weak somewhat lame
Each lick brought delight
 
Her talent for oral drew fame
could render the weak somewhat lame
Each lick brought delight
It felt oh so right
To bad she just felt like a game
 
I wish she would have used blame
I guess she's just that kind of dame
But her talent is such
 
I wish she would have used blame
I guess she's just that kind of dame
But her talent is such
That her pussy can clutch
 
]I wish she would have used blame
I guess she's just that kind of dame
But her talent is such
That her pussy can clutch
And devour, and inspire, and inflame.
 
His lips traced the nape of her neck
While his eyes gazed on parts that bedeck
 
His lips traced the nape of her neck
While his eyes gazed on parts that bedeck
Her glistening skin
 
His lips traced the nape of her neck
While his eyes gazed on parts that bedeck
Her glistening skin
Invited him in
 
His lips traced the nape of her neck
While his eyes gazed on parts that bedeck
Her glistening skin
Invited him in
- That's how mermaids cause a shipwreck!
 
Now pirate porn's really a thing
Does Johnny Depp wear a cock ring?
Oh, see his "peg leg"!
 
Now pirate porn's really a thing
Does Johnny Depp wear a cock ring?
Oh, see his "peg leg"!
As thick as a keg
 
Now pirate porn's really a thing
Does Johnny Depp wear a cock ring?
Oh, see his "peg leg"!
As thick as a keg
Known to make the Sirens sing
 
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