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Strapping Billy was no old goat
but a randy lad from Terra Haute
He'd always outlast
any lover from her past
 
Strapping Billy was no old goat
but a randy lad from Terra Haute
He'd always outlast
any lover from her past
when he'd lovingly fuck her throat.
 
There once was a horny young lass.
Who fancied herself full of sass
She got in trouble one day
 
There once was a horny young lass.
Who fancied herself full of sass
She got in trouble one day
After a roll in the hay
 
Strapping Billy was no old goat
but a randy lad from Terra Haute
He'd always outlast
Which beats being fast
bur he loved for his girl to deep throat.
 
There once was a horny young lass.
Who fancied herself full of sass
She got in trouble one day
After a roll in the hay

There once was a horny young lass.
Who fancied herself full of sass
She got in trouble one day
After a roll in the hay
was left with an itch up her ass. :eek:
 
There was a young girl called Virginia
who suffered bouts of bulimia
Although underweight
an affordable date
 
There was a young girl called Virginia
who suffered bouts of bulimia
Although underweight
an affordable date
Cause she can cure your Insomnia
 
Alternative ending

There was a young girl called Virginia
who suffered bouts of bulimia
Although underweight
an affordable date
You could call her Annarexia
 
The captain stood proud at the bow
Neglectful of his sweet young frau
With one eye on the sail
 
The captain stood proud at the bow
Neglectful of his sweet young frau
With one eye on the sail
the other scanning mail
 
The captain stood proud at the bow
Neglectful of his sweet young frau
With one eye on the sail
the other scanning mail
He deftly docked his old scow
 
Marissa was desperate for cock
Like bees round honey, men did flock
 
Marissa was desperate for cock
Like bees round honey, men did flock
So she licked and sucked
 
Marissa was desperate for cock
Like bees round honey, men did flock
So she licked and sucked
Fondled an fucked
 
Marissa was desperate for cock
Like bees round honey, men did flock
So she licked and sucked
Fondled an fucked
until her world was rocked
 
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