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Della offered the author her flower
By spreading her lips in the shower
They humped in the spray
They humped the whole day
Surprised by their lasting sex power
 
On Thanksgiving, Tom craved her cherry pie
So he placed his hand on her thigh
 
On Thanksgiving, Tom craved her cherry pie
So he placed his hand on her thigh
To hint that dessert
Was under her skirt
 
On Thanksgiving, Tom craved her cherry pie
So he placed his hand on her thigh
She shivered with lust
 
On Thanksgiving, Tom craved her cherry pie
So he placed his hand on her thigh
To hint that dessert
Was under her skirt
Then licked her needs to satisfy
 
On Thanksgiving, Tom craved her cherry pie
So he placed his hand on her thigh
She shivered with lust
And gave a hip thrust
 
On Thanksgiving, Tom craved her cherry pie
So he placed his hand on her thigh
She shivered with lust
And gave a hip thrust
But he popped out and came in her eye :eek:
 
He shouted, "Villain, have at you!"
"We have two Limerick threads, one would do!"
 
He shouted, "Villain, have at you!"
"We have two Limerick threads, one would do!"
Whether once or twice
 
He shouted, "Villain, have at you!"
"We have two Limerick threads, one would do!"
Whether once or twice
But please, don't do thrice

He shouted, "Villain, have at you!"
"We have two Limerick threads, one would do!"
The first is quite good
It's Norwegian wood
 
RedDeeDee said:
He shouted, "Villain, have at you!"
"We have two Limerick threads, one would do!"
Whether once or twice
But please, don't do thrice
There's more venues for poets to spew


He shouted, "Villain, have at you!"
"We have two Limerick threads, one would do!"
The first is quite good
It's Norwegian wood
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And the rhymes often are blue
 
The gal from Nantucket had class
And never was known for her sass
Her morals were pure
 
The gal from Nantucket had class
And never was known for her sass
Her morals were pure
Demeanor demure
 
The gal from Nantucket had class
And never was known for her sass
Her morals were pure
Demeanor demure
But we all want to tap that ass
 
Santa's sleigh can be seen above
But he's naked and "spreading some love" :eek:
 
Santa's sleigh can be seen above
But he's naked and "spreading some love"
The elves are aghast
 
Santa's sleigh can be seen above
But he's naked and "spreading some love"
The elves are aghast
Santa's sausage is vast
 
Santa's sleigh can be seen above
But he's naked and "spreading some love"
The elves are aghast
Santa's sausage is vast
"What's that on the wings of a dove?" :eek:
 
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