The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

TE999 said:

And you get a call from a guy you know quite well...

I put in a Secret Santa present to a certain woman...

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Elizabetht said:

... and she tells you that your wonderful

I put in all of the leaves from my backyard that I am tired of raking

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TE999 said:

And you get back a compost pile for next spring.

I put in a computer with Win 95 as the OS...

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kimbalee said:

and you get back a nice compacted 3 X 3 X 3 paperweight cube

I put in a box of Godiva chocolates

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TE999 said:

And you get back one happy woman.

I put in a box of pencil stubs...

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kimbalee said:

and you get a box of erotic stories written with those pencils

I put in a camera with new film...

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TE999 said:

And you get back a series of candid photos that inspired those erotic stories.

I put in a jar of clover honey...

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TE999 said:

And you get back a series of candid photos that inspired those erotic stories.

I put in a jar of clover honey...

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Emperor_Nero said:

and you get back a nice hot cup of tea.

I put in my non-effective sinus medication ...

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TE999 said:

And you get back a Neti pot and a box of tissues.

I put in a box of lollypops...

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Emperor_Nero said:

... and you get a sign back saying, "SUCKER"

I put in one crisp U.S. Dollar bill...

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TE999 said:

And you get back a cup of 7-11 coffee.

I put in a bucket of copper wire...

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Emperor_Nero said:

... and you get back one Moscow Mule cup.

I put in an 10-inch black and white television...

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TE999 said:

And you get back a DVD of "Twilight Zone" episodes.

I put in a spare tire from a '76 Pinto...

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Emperor_Nero said:

... and you get back a video tape of "Worlds Greatest Car Explosions"

I put in a 15-year-old family picture...

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TE999 said:

And you get back the question "How can a whole family be the same age?"

I put in a broken airplane propeller...

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Emperor_Nero said:

...and you get the complete first season of Lost on DVD

I put in a flat tire ...

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TE999 said:

And you get back a Boston Marathon t-shirt.

I put in a gallon of magenta paint...

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MistressLynn said:

You get back four rolls of wallpaper.

I put in a collection of Corvette shirts ...

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TE999 said:

And you get back a years subscription to Car and Driver
magazine.

I put in a pocket knife with dull blades...

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starrkers said:

And you get back a box of Bandaids.

I put in frayed corset lacing.

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TE999 said:

And you get back a boxful of old thread.

I put in a pair of bent knitting needles.

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glynndah said:

And you get back an unfinished sweater.

I put in a pair of itchy socks.

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TE999 said:

And you get back a pair of Birkies.

I put in a sack of chickpeas...

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voluptuary_manque said:

And you get a 30 gal. trashcan full of hummus.

I put in the key to a vineyard gate.

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