Harryasaboy
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I need to find out what a Texan would say when he realizes that he has to face up to a new reality that is not what he had planned. Gunfire is not an option.
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I need to find out what a Texan would say when he realizes that he has to face up to a new reality that is not what he had planned. Gunfire is not an option.
"Well shit!"I need to find out what a Texan would say when he realizes that he has to face up to a new reality that is not what he had planned. Gunfire is not an option.
"Well shit!"
"Well fuck me runnin'!"
"Well paint me purple and call me a tulip!" (Yeah, I don't really understand that one either)
"Well, I'll be damned!"
or if he just really doesn't want to face up to it.
"Get a rope!"
I should have been a little more specific in my request. I'm rewriting the ending of my story in which dad must come to grips that his daughter has chosen a guy that he doesn't like. He has to say something to himself before he meets this guy for the first time.
I should have been a little more specific in my request. I'm rewriting the ending of my story in which dad must come to grips that his daughter has chosen a guy that he doesn't like. He has to say something to himself before he meets this guy for the first time.
I should have been a little more specific in my request. I'm rewriting the ending of my story in which dad must come to grips that his daughter has chosen a guy that he doesn't like. He has to say something to himself before he meets this guy for the first time.
First of all, calling a Texan a Texican is a hanging offense and second of all, we're not all as stupid as Yankee's.I suspect that a Texican would say something like...
This wouldnta happened if'n that Obama wudn't in office.
First of all, calling a Texan a Texican is a hanging offense and second of all, we're not all as stupid as Yankee's.
I need to find out what a Texan would say when he realizes that he has to face up to a new reality that is not what he had planned. Gunfire is not an option.
First of all, calling a Texan a Texican is a hanging offense and second of all, we're not all as stupid as Yankee's.
And don't forget there are different Texas accents. I was once married to a lady from West Texas in the panhandle.
She and her family and neighbors and relatives would all ... Draaawww ouuuut aallll theiiiiirr worrrrrrdds soooooo sloooowllly thaaaaaat I waaaaaanteeeeed toooooo .. slap them to get them to finish.
East Texans talk with a real nasal Texas accent, or maybe that was the Piney woods accent. Anyway, you get my point. It's a big state and has different accents.
And don't forget, the most popular name for newborns in Texas, the year I left, was Juan.
I'm from the panhandle and if you think we talk funny listen to someone from Boston. Why the fuck can't they say r'sSometimes folks in the Panhandle seem to be speaking some language other than English. They have a distinct idiom.
We (actually, my wife) has family from Lubbock. Their cousins' accents were a life-long joke to her. I've met many of those cousins now and it seems like every one of them outgrew their accents. Education and a broader social community seem to have that effect.
I'm from the panhandle and if you think we talk funny listen to someone from Boston. Why the fuck can't they say r's
I was born and raised in Texas, but have lived in the Bay Area and Chicago. What I noticed is that where you live, you automatically, sooner or later, begin to assimilate into speaking the local dialect. Ive been back in Texas about six years and when I hear anyone speaking a deep southern/Texas accent I want to cringe. That doesn't negate the fact that I've slipped back into the southern drawl, which I can't seem to stop.