SailorJerry
Taking on Water
- Joined
- Nov 13, 2011
- Posts
- 3,272
and you get a bill valued at $10,000 for a coffee machine.
I put in a wet coat.
and you get a Famous Blue Raincoat.
I put in a ripe banana.
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and you get a bill valued at $10,000 for a coffee machine.
I put in a wet coat.
and you get a Famous Blue Raincoat.
I put in a ripe banana.
But you have to miss the date after an attack of rumbagoand Chiquita peels for your eyes only.
I put in a date with Carmen Miranda...
But you have to miss the date after an attack of rumbago
I put in a top hat, white tie and tails
but you miss the carriage to get you to Town for a night out.
I put in a used bicycle tyre.
but the bicycle is tired of being usedand you get back the used bicycle without the new tyre.
I put in a used tire from a bicycle...
but the bicycle is tired of being used
I put in a tired bicycle's back tyre ( different bicycle )
and it don't fit.
I put in a new wheel rim
and you get the right size Tyre.
I put in the birth of Europa...
and you get the downfall of Pluto.
I put in a spectacular Aurora Australis.
It's very black out there owing to a power cut.
I put in a torch lamp
And you get a lamprey, that just won't come off.
I put in a coffee table book about bioluminescence. Enjoy.
Oh; how interesting: Feet up on the coffee table and - snooze. . . .
I put in an LED.
and your story gets DEL.
I put in a STET...
And you get back homemade peach preserves.
I put in a headache and a crying baby.
and you get back a bottle of Crown Brand Lily White Corn Syrup.
I put in a Canadian cornbread recipe...
And the baby spills the contents of its nappy all over the recipe page.
[sorry; best I could manage at the time]
I put in a bottle of old-fashioned baby-soothing liquid
(J Collis Browns, Dinnefords, etc.)
and you get charged with child neglect since it contains opioids.
I put in a breast full of real old-fashioned baby soothing liquid...
And you get a topless woman sitting around the house crying.
I put in a 6lb mustard and brown sugar glazed pork roast.
and you get 1st prize at the New Orleans showing, but Gordon Ramsay is NOT happy.
I put in a rolling pin. (For self defense, of course)
but it's no good for doing the tarmac on the road outside.
I put in a spare wheel for a Railway Engine.
but there's no jack.
I put in a flattened Lincoln head penny.
and the head penny replaces it with a rounded Cadillac.
I put in Harper's version of the War of 1812...
and you get a box of Laura Secord chocolates.
I put in an underground railway, headed north.