A bird pooped on my bay window exterior!

Tryharder62 · Feb 26, 2017

My cat has been thinking it's a bug or something and for the last 3 days has spent hours trying to jump up and get it. He seems happy and is getting some exercise so I think I will leave it. It's too cold to get on the ladder to clean windows anyway.

Tryharder62 · Feb 26, 2017

Oh my gosh, 5 years and I noticed I just turned 10,000 posts. Do I get a prize? Thinking about it is a little pathetic isn't it. 2000 posts a year?

Lunation · Feb 26, 2017

Tryharder62 said:
My cat has been thinking it's a bug or something and for the last 3 days has spent hours trying to jump up and get it. He seems happy and is getting some exercise so I think I will leave it. It's too cold to get on the ladder to clean windows anyway.

Somewhere out there is a bird, who is very pleased with himself.

Bidin~Time · Feb 26, 2017

Anything that keeps the cat entertained is good. It's a cat rule.

Bidin~Time · Feb 26, 2017

Tryharder62 said:
Oh my gosh, 5 years and I noticed I just turned 10,000 posts. Do I get a prize? Thinking about it is a little pathetic isn't it. 2000 posts a year?

Back in the days of dial up people would retire their accounts at 10k posts. Now, that would seem silly.

Mello_Seventy · Feb 26, 2017

Tryharder62 said:
Oh my gosh, 5 years and I noticed I just turned 10,000 posts. Do I get a prize? Thinking about it is a little pathetic isn't it. 2000 posts a year?

"Why did you slap me?'

You have been ordering the same Pastrami on Rye sandwich for the past five years.

"How about if I order a pickle on the side?"

Now we are getting somewhere...

Mello_Seventy · Feb 26, 2017

Tryharder62 said:
My cat has been thinking it's a bug or something and for the last 3 days has spent hours trying to jump up and get it. He seems happy and is getting some exercise so I think I will leave it. It's too cold to get on the ladder to clean windows anyway.

Things could be worse...

LIVINRFANTASIES · Feb 26, 2017

Denny

Tryharder62 said:
Oh my gosh, 5 years and I noticed I just turned 10,000 posts. Do I get a prize? Thinking about it is a little pathetic isn't it. 2000 posts a year?

Were all the other posts this entertaining and important?

Holly crap! I have or we since my wife adds crap on here................ like 6300 posts and none worth reading.

Tryharder62 · Feb 27, 2017

LIVINRFANTASIES said:
Were all the other posts this entertaining and important?
Holly crap! I have or we since my wife adds crap on here................ like 6300 posts and none worth reading.

Yep, this is about as exciting and entertaining as I get.

Mello_Seventy · Feb 27, 2017

Tryharder62 said:
Yep, this is about as exciting and entertaining as I get.

KingOrfeo · Feb 27, 2017

You know what's fun? Set out a bird feeder for a month, until the birds get used to it. Then move it just inside your bay window.

Tryharder62 · Feb 27, 2017

KingOrfeo said:
You know what's fun? Set out a bird feeder for a month, until the birds get used to it. Then move it just inside your bay window.

I an not making birds dive bomb to their death!

Libsam · Feb 27, 2017

Today, my cat knocked over a large glass hurricane and a luminara w/ fragrance. Shattered glass everywhere, ruined my candle, and scratched my floors and cabinets.
Can't have nothing nice!!!

Hard_Rom · Feb 27, 2017

Libsam said:
Today, my cat knocked over a large glass hurricane and a luminara w/ fragrance. Shattered glass everywhere, ruined my candle, and scratched my floors and cabinets.
Can't have nothing nice!!!

The cat is nice.

LOL

Libsam · Feb 27, 2017

Hard_Rom said:
The cat is nice.

LOL

He is a good looking cat, has a rosette pattern pelt.

KingOrfeo · Feb 27, 2017

Tryharder62 said:
I an not making birds dive bomb to their death!

And then, you google recipes for small-bird pies.

Hard_Rom · Feb 27, 2017

KingOrfeo said:
And then, you google recipes for small-bird pies.

You BBQ them on a cedar plank. When done you toss the tiny bodies away and eat the plank.

Tryharder62 · Feb 27, 2017

My cat didn't like that I tried to sleep in this morning. He bit my nose. Not hard, but it woke me. He also scratched his head on my new leather cover on my nook and bit two holes in the leather. I know about not having things that are nice.

Libsam · Feb 27, 2017

Tryharder62 said:
My cat didn't like that I tried to sleep in this morning. He bit my nose. Not hard, but it woke me. He also scratched his head on my new leather cover on my nook and bit two holes in the leather. I know about not having things that are nice.

you want to wring their necks, but end up giving them chin scratches

Tryharder62 · Feb 27, 2017

Libsam said:
you want to wring their necks, but end up giving them chin scratches

Yes, you are exactly right. However, if I die from a fall down the steps it is because of the cat!!! He walks right in front of my feet going downstairs. It's a conspiracy.

Hard_Rom · Feb 27, 2017

Tryharder62 said:
Yes, you are exactly right. However, if I die from a fall down the steps it is because of the cat!!! He walks right in front of my feet going downstairs. It's a conspiracy.

Your lucky! My cat used to tackle me just behind the kneecap at the top of the stairs. He had it down to a science on how to take your leg out from under you.

Luckily it was a backsplit house and steps were only 4 or 5 and well carpeted.

I never let him in the bedroom. He would lie under the bed in the morning and savagely attack your ankles when you swung your legs out of bed.

Extremely active at 0600 in the morn as you are getting up and ready for work.

Used to leave a window open so he could come and go. But he always seemed to be around in the morning to attack me.

Had a female room mate who became a better target. She let him in her room and screamed much louder when tackled.

Real arnoldswazakitty! 20lbs and more. HUGE cat!

His name was J.D. Eventually multiple urinary tract blockages got him. Me and my buddy over a few beers commiserated after JD was put down.

Hate those urinary tract blockages. Had a few friends lose their buddies that way.

KingOrfeo · Feb 27, 2017

Tryharder62 said:
My cat didn't like that I tried to sleep in this morning. He bit my nose. Not hard, but it woke me. He also scratched his head on my new leather cover on my nook and bit two holes in the leather. I know about not having things that are nice.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

Hard_Rom · Feb 27, 2017

JD never chewed things or scratched furniture. He was allowed outdoors so may be he got it out of system outside.

Eventually my buddy reclaimed JD for the last few years of his life. Neutered and kept indoors he still didn't destroy things. Slowed down on the attacking humans thing though.

Typo Fu Master · Feb 27, 2017

Tryharder62 said:
Oh my gosh, 5 years and I noticed I just turned 10,000 posts. Do I get a prize? Thinking about it is a little pathetic isn't it. 2000 posts a year?

I've still got you beat.

Tryharder62 said:
Yep, this is about as exciting and entertaining as I get.

Actually, I quite enjoyed your opinion thread.

So there!

Hard_Rom · Feb 27, 2017

Tryharder62 said:
Oh my gosh, 5 years and I noticed I just turned 10,000 posts. Do I get a prize? Thinking about it is a little pathetic isn't it. 2000 posts a year?

10k in 2 years. I am way more pathetic than you!

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