The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

Saxon_Hart said:

And we all get arrested for public annoyance.


I put in a beer chaser.

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Handley_Page said:

who gets busted for speeding.


I put in a dead Maglite torch

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NekoParks said:

and Scully and Mulder get lost in Area 51.

I put in a Harlem Shake...

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get accused of unsolicited cultural appropriation.

I put in a bit of ethnocentrism...

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ms.read said:

and you get accused of unsolicited racism.

i put in all the asshats in...

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NekoParks said:

And you get a fine collection of dunce caps.

I put in an improbable outcome...

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Handley_Page said:

with an improbability factor of 'loads'


I put in a small wood box.

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NekoParks said:

and you get another sappy love story written by Nicholas Sparks.

I toss in Chebyshev's Theorem...

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Handley_Page said:

Is that the one on large numbers?. I heard it was a very small thing/



I put in a dymo machine

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NekoParks said:

But you get “labeled” and judged.

I put in a cracked daguerreotype...

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get a gelatin print of the Lady of Shalott.

I put in a handful of imported French shallots...

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Saxon_Hart said:

And some redneck comes along and fries them in bacon fat with frankfurters.


I put in Frank-N-Furter.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get a Transexual Tansylvanian for a blind date.

I put in a Janet's underwear...

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Saxon_Hart said:

And you get photos of Riff and Brad....

I put in Magenta's feather duster.

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Handley_Page said:

And it is claimed by the Knight of Knotty Ash.
[ "How ticked I am"]


I put in a dead vacuum cleaner

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NekoParks said:

and you get a triumphant dust ball.

I put in Archimedes's screw ... (a device for raising water)

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Tio_Narratore said:

and she invents the vacuum pump. (originally a device for raising water)

I put in a Qanat...

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NekoParks said:

and you get ice water in the middle of the desert.

I put in the Academy of Gundishapur.

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Handley_Page said:

But they've been struck off.


I'll put in St Hilda's College of Land management.

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Saxon_Hart said:

But they get kicked in the nuts and only have a couple of achers.


I put in the College of Cardinals.

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WyldIce said:

And get back your own baseball team.

I put in Morgan Le Fay

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get Robin Goodfellow.

I put in a Vernal Equinoctial dream...

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NekoParks said:

and at breakfast your boiled eggs keep standing on their ends.

http://www.snopes.com/science/equinox.asp

I put in Vernal, Utah . . .

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get a set of garmmies and a half-dozen co-wives.

I put in a pair of young men in white shirts and ties knocking at every door...

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NekoParks said:

but I have to tell them that the Encyclopedia Britannica is online now.

I put in the Encyclopædia Dramatica. . .

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