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He was known as a real stud
But she knew he was a sex dud.
The one time they tried
His cock stayed outside
 
He was known as a real stud
But she knew he was a sex dud.
The one time they tried
His cock stayed outside
And instead of cum, he spewed mud :eek:
 
She had such amazing tits
They bounce each time she sits
But when she sat on a spring
 
She had such amazing big tits.
They bounce each time that she sits.
But when she sat on a spring
And her boobs did their thing
 
She had such amazing big tits.
They bounce each time that she sits.
But when she sat on a spring
And her boobs did their thing
It gave all the staring guys fits
 
Big tit Beth went for a nude swim
Which got her thrown out of the gym
She got her payback
 
Big Tit Beth went for a nude swim
Which got her thrown out of the gym.
She got her payback.
She used her huge rack
 
Big Tit Beth went for a nude swim
Which got her thrown out of the gym.
She got her payback.
She used her huge rack
To bring all the boys to her quim
 

I went out with a woman last night
Hoping for sex but not quite
 

I went out with a woman last night
Hoping for sex but not quite.
She was in the mood
Without being lewd
 
I went out with a woman last night
Hoping for sex but not quite.
She was in the mood
Without being lewd
That gal kept me up the whole night
 
The dominatrix was really pissed off
Her sub was sick with whooping cough
Then she soothed his throat
 
The dominatrix was really pissed off
Her sub was sick with whooping cough
Then she soothed his throat
With cum from a goat
 
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The dominatrix was really pissed off
Her sub was sick with whooping cough
Then she soothed his throat
With cum from a goat
Then, whips and chains made them blastoff
 
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