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can you all share ways of getting more out of masturbation? im 52 and my cock doesn't even get tjat hard while I stroke it but I eventually cum. looking for idea, tips and tricks, indoors outdoors anywhere you think that would make me hard and last longer.
 
Only you know your own kinks to be able to come up with new ideas.

Maybe a change in the porn you're using for mental fodder?
Maybe a change of hands?
Maybe the inclusion of a toy(s)
 
Keep away from porn for a while and do some readings or physical works.
When you become horny naturally, it may not be hard for you to be hard, hard, haha! Sorry for the tongue twister.
 
is it wrong to take viagra for a wank?

I don't believe so...and Sybian has a male wanking machine that does it for you...so you don't get carpal tunnel in your wrists...;) there are videos on their website of the machine in action...:rolleyes:
 
can you all share ways of getting more out of masturbation? im 52 and my cock doesn't even get tjat hard while I stroke it but I eventually cum. looking for idea, tips and tricks, indoors outdoors anywhere you think that would make me hard and last longer.

I am almost 50, two more years, and I have no problem at all getting rock hard at the simplest of things.

I will tell you now you need to unthink some of the more common ways in which you masturbate.

RETHINK YOUR KINKS !

Understand sex is NOT in your wiener or your butt, it is in your BRAIN. That's right, the biggest, juiciest, nastiest, wettest, and hottest sex organ you have is your own brain.

If your brain is THERE, then even the smallest stimulations can bring you rock hard.

Think about your past because when you are very young, many things can happen to you which at the time may not mean anything, but to recall them today is the meatiest fodder your brain will ever need to squeeze around.

I am a firm believer that stimulation is only 10% of sex. The remaining 90% is your brain, and if your brain is not there, not even the meanest mightiest fleshlight or gasoline powered vibrator or what have you - none of these will do you any good.

It's all in your HEAD !

Do some experimentation. Google image search for some really weird and kinky stuff. Find where your niche is. And pursue it - pursue it for all it's worth because I have learned the deeper you enter your schisms and fetishes, the stronger and mightier your meat will pound to the sound of it.

Hope This Helps !
 
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This made me giggle. All true but still...giggling :D

I am almost 50, one more year, and I have no problem at all getting rock hard at the simplest of things.

I will tell you now you need to unthink some of the more common ways in which you masturbate.

RETHINK YOUR KINKS !

Understand sex is NOT in your wiener or your butt, it is in your BRAIN. That's right, the biggest, juiciest, nastiest, wettest, and hottest sex organ you have is your own brain.

If your brain is THERE, then even the smallest stimulations can bring you rock hard.

Think about your past because when you are very young, many things can happen to you which at the time may not mean anything, but to recall them today is the meatiest fodder your brain will ever need to squeeze around.

I am a firm believer that stimulation is only 10% of sex. The remaining 90% is your brain, and if your brain is not there, not even the meanest mightiest fleshlight or gasoline powered vibrator or what have you - none of these will do you any good.

It's all in your HEAD !

Do some experimentation. Google image search for some really weird and kinky stuff. Find where your niche is. And pursue it - pursue it for all it's worth because I have learned the deeper you enter your schisms and fetishes, the stronger and mightier your meat will pound to the sound of it.

Hope This Helps !
 
This made me giggle. All true but still...giggling :D

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Thanks ... Hah - I really do think it's a matter of brain over brass, however.
 
Get a pocket pussy and some lube.

I have one of those silicon tube masturbators, use lots of lube and it will soon stand up hard and proud for me. A little kinky subject material can't hurt on a slow day. A strange hand also helps.

Avoid antidepressants they kill me sexually.
 
I stopped reading after
"sex is not in your wiener or your butt"

that's not true.. I scrolled a little further until
"meatiest fodder your brain will ever need to squeeze around"

only to be outdone by
"your meat will pound to the sound"
which, personally, I think should be a song lyric somewhere
 
Not getting hard at that age probably has something to do with ED or lowered labido. I would suggest searching around for stuff that does turn you on mentally and seek it out online. Also you can change up your technique. Instead of just rubbing it out, try masturbating like you are actually having sex. Thrust your hips into your hand, instead of using your hand to stimulate it. You can try a plastic bag between mattress and box spring to simulate a vagina. Just some thoughts
 
You can try a plastic bag between mattress and box spring to simulate a vagina.


Am I the only woman who feels disappointed that fucking a plastic bag stuck between the matress and box spring is a good substitute for a vagina?
 
Am I the only woman who feels disappointed that fucking a plastic bag stuck between the matress and box spring is a good substitute for a vagina?

I can assure you that it fails miserably in comparison. However, it does allow you masturbate without the feeling that you are rubbing yourself. It helps you imagine you are actually having sex. I would compare it to using a dildo or some other object for a woman to masturbate with. It does a little more for you than just using your finger would.

Vagina beats masturbating in any way, shape or form :)
 
Tenga Egg

Using one of mine right now. They are great!

can you all share ways of getting more out of masturbation? im 52 and my cock doesn't even get tjat hard while I stroke it but I eventually cum. looking for idea, tips and tricks, indoors outdoors anywhere you think that would make me hard and last longer.
 
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